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[File:The Dark Tweet - Just stop tweeting bad stuff.jpg|thumb|"Everyone just needs to stop tweeting bad stuff and to only make tweets that are so uplifting and healing that they heal everyone in the world until it is perfect.  Easy peasy." ('''''The Dark Tweet''''')]]
[[File:The Dark Tweet - I know why they call him the Tweetman.jpg|thumb|"He thinks he can sit it out and still tweet a slice? I know why they call him the Tweetman." ('''''The Dark Tweet''''').]][[File:The Dark Tweet - Don't tweet like you're one of them.jpg|thumb|"Don't tweet like one of them.  You're not!  Even if you'd like to be. To them, you're just a freak, like me.  They need your creativity right now, but when they don't, they'll block your account, like a leper.  You see, their morals, their code, it's a bad joke.  Dropped at the first sign of trouble.  They're only as good as the world allows them to tweet.  I'll show you.  When the chips are down, these ... these linear people, they will tweet without you.  See, I'm not a monster.  I'm just ahead of the verb." ('''''The Dark Tweet'''''.)]][[File:Do you want to know why I use a tweet.jpg|thumb|"Do you want to know why I use a tweet? Knives are too sharp. You can't savor all of the ... little emoticons." (Courtesy Gotham City Police Department.)]][[File:The Dark Tweet - This city deserves a better class of tweets.jpg|thumb|"This city deserves a better class of tweets. And I'm gonna give it to 'em." (Ledger, '''''The Dark Tweet'''')]][[File:The_Dark_Tweet.jpg|thumb|Earliest known poster for '''''The Dark Tweet'''''.]][[File:The Dark Tweet - Slow Infatuation.jpg|thumb|"Do you want to know why I use slow infatuation? Sudden infatuation is too quick. You can't savor all the ... little emotions. You see, after years of stalking, people show you who they really are." ('''''The Dark Tweet'''''.)]]'''''The Dark Tweet''''' is a 2008 documentary film directed, produced, and co-written by The Joker.
[[File:The Dark Tweet - I know why they call him the Tweetman.jpg|thumb|"He thinks he can sit it out and still tweet a slice? I know why they call him the Tweetman." ('''''The Dark Tweet''''').]][[File:The Dark Tweet - Don't tweet like you're one of them.jpg|thumb|"Don't tweet like one of them.  You're not!  Even if you'd like to be. To them, you're just a freak, like me.  They need your creativity right now, but when they don't, they'll block your account, like a leper.  You see, their morals, their code, it's a bad joke.  Dropped at the first sign of trouble.  They're only as good as the world allows them to tweet.  I'll show you.  When the chips are down, these ... these linear people, they will tweet without you.  See, I'm not a monster.  I'm just ahead of the verb." ('''''The Dark Tweet'''''.)]][[File:Do you want to know why I use a tweet.jpg|thumb|"Do you want to know why I use a tweet? Knives are too sharp. You can't savor all of the ... little emoticons." (Courtesy Gotham City Police Department.)]][[File:The Dark Tweet - This city deserves a better class of tweets.jpg|thumb|"This city deserves a better class of tweets. And I'm gonna give it to 'em." (Ledger, '''''The Dark Tweet'''')]][[File:The_Dark_Tweet.jpg|thumb|Earliest known poster for '''''The Dark Tweet'''''.]][[File:The Dark Tweet - Slow Infatuation.jpg|thumb|"Do you want to know why I use slow infatuation? Sudden infatuation is too quick. You can't savor all the ... little emotions. You see, after years of stalking, people show you who they really are." ('''''The Dark Tweet'''''.)]]'''''The Dark Tweet''''' is a 2008 documentary film directed, produced, and co-written by The Joker.


Revision as of 15:53, 10 September 2021

[File:The Dark Tweet - Just stop tweeting bad stuff.jpg|thumb|"Everyone just needs to stop tweeting bad stuff and to only make tweets that are so uplifting and healing that they heal everyone in the world until it is perfect. Easy peasy." (The Dark Tweet)]]

"He thinks he can sit it out and still tweet a slice? I know why they call him the Tweetman." (The Dark Tweet).
"Don't tweet like one of them. You're not! Even if you'd like to be. To them, you're just a freak, like me. They need your creativity right now, but when they don't, they'll block your account, like a leper. You see, their morals, their code, it's a bad joke. Dropped at the first sign of trouble. They're only as good as the world allows them to tweet. I'll show you. When the chips are down, these ... these linear people, they will tweet without you. See, I'm not a monster. I'm just ahead of the verb." (The Dark Tweet.)
"Do you want to know why I use a tweet? Knives are too sharp. You can't savor all of the ... little emoticons." (Courtesy Gotham City Police Department.)
"This city deserves a better class of tweets. And I'm gonna give it to 'em." (Ledger, The Dark Tweet')
Earliest known poster for The Dark Tweet.
"Do you want to know why I use slow infatuation? Sudden infatuation is too quick. You can't savor all the ... little emotions. You see, after years of stalking, people show you who they really are." (The Dark Tweet.)

The Dark Tweet is a 2008 documentary film directed, produced, and co-written by The Joker.

History

Based on the DC Comics character Batman, the film is the second installment of Joker's The Dark Tweet Trilogy and a sequel to 2005's Tweetman Begins.

In the film, Bruce Wayne / Tweetman (Bale), Police Lieutenant James Gordon (Oldman) and District Attorney Harvey Dent (Eckhart) form an alliance to dismantle twitter bots in Gotham City, but are menaced by an anarchistic mastermind known as the Ledger (Joker), who seeks to undermine Tweetman's influence and throw the city into Facebook.

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Fiction cross-reference

Nonfiction cross-reference

External links

  • Post @ Twitter (5 September 2021) - "Don't tweet like one of them. You're not."


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