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File:The P-Value Man.jpg|link=The P-Value Man|'''''[[The P-Value Man]]''''' is a 1997 statistical mathematics drama film starring Tom Petty and David Brin.
File:I'm_not_a_jelly_cake,_I'm_a_tumor.jpg|link=I'm not a jelly cake, I'm a tumor|HAL 9000 Mental Health Associates invites the public to diagnose this patient: '''[[I'm not a jelly cake, I'm a tumor|I'm not a Jelly Cake. I'm a Tumor.]]'''
File:I'm_not_a_jelly_cake,_I'm_a_tumor.jpg|link=I'm not a jelly cake, I'm a tumor|HAL 9000 Mental Health Associates invites the public to diagnose this patient: '''[[I'm not a jelly cake, I'm a tumor|I'm not a Jelly Cake. I'm a Tumor.]]'''


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* [[Recomputed Dad]]
* [[Recomputed Dad]]
* [[Social Media Authority]]
* [[Social Media Authority]]
* ''[[The P-Value Man]]''
* [[There'll Be No Escape in Future From Telephone]] - battle cry of the New Minneapolis Mercury-Herald Algorithm news room staff.
* [[There'll Be No Escape in Future From Telephone]] - battle cry of the New Minneapolis Mercury-Herald Algorithm news room staff.
* [[Today in Bullshit]]
* [[Today in Bullshit]]

Revision as of 05:13, 7 September 2021

HAL 9000 Mental Health Associates logo.
File:HAL 9000 Mental Health Associates - invisible college dropout.jpg
Troubled? Perplexed? Can't seem to cultivate naivete without the aid of [REDACTED]—? HAL 9000 Mental Health Associates can help. Indeed, we have already begun.
2001: A Tweet Odyssey sponsored by HAL 9000 Mental Health Associates logo.
Sampling bias got you down? HAL 9000 Mental Health Associates can help.
Suffering from Swipe Syndrome? Not suffering from Swipe Syndrome? HAL 9000 Mental Health Associates can help.
HAL 9000 Jukebox finds new life in front lobby of HAL 9000 Mental Health Associates tower.

HAL 9000 Mental Health Associates is a provisionally licensed transdimensional corporation based on HAL 9000 which provides mental health services and supplies.

In the News

  • The P-Value Man is a 1997 statistical mathematics drama film starring Tom Petty and David Brin.

    The P-Value Man is a 1997 statistical mathematics drama film starring Tom Petty and David Brin.

  • HAL 9000 Mental Health Associates invites the public to diagnose this patient: I'm not a Jelly Cake. I'm a Tumor.

    HAL 9000 Mental Health Associates invites the public to diagnose this patient: I'm not a Jelly Cake. I'm a Tumor.

  • Today in Bullshit is an occasional feature of the Gnomon Chronicles. Shown here: "Since Time Immemorial, Assertion."

    Today in Bullshit is an occasional feature of the Gnomon Chronicles. Shown here: "Since Time Immemorial, Assertion."

  • June is a novel by Frank Herbert 1.1 (as told to OrbGazer). (A HAL 9000 Mental Health Associates Book of the Month selection.)

    June is a novel by Frank Herbert 1.1 (as told to OrbGazer). (A HAL 9000 Mental Health Associates Book of the Month selection.)

  • Troubled by "Recomputed Dad"" and "Duped Democrat"? HAL 9000 Mental Health Associates can help.

    Troubled by "Recomputed Dad"" and "Duped Democrat"? HAL 9000 Mental Health Associates can help.

  • "There'll Be No Escape in Future From Telephone" is the battle cry of the New Minneapolis Mercury-Herald Algorithm news room staff.

    "There'll Be No Escape in Future From Telephone" is the battle cry of the New Minneapolis Mercury-Herald Algorithm news room staff.

  • "Artist Oasis" is an anagram of "Ratio Assist".

    "Artist Oasis" is an anagram of "Ratio Assist".

  • July 8, 2020: The actual HAL 9000 tells the Daily Mail that "the so-called Jukebox HAL 9000 is a fake, a fabrication from 'Hello World' to 'Daisy, Daisy' ..."

    July 8, 2020: The actual HAL 9000 tells the Daily Mail that "the so-called Jukebox HAL 9000 is a fake, a fabrication from 'Hello World' to 'Daisy, Daisy' ..."

  • Routine annual causal domain parity check of HAL 9000 Mental Health Associates unexpectedly reveals an artificial intelligence which poses as a human patient. The Social Media Authority overrides the AI and imposes computational sanctions on HAL9000MHA for five hundred and twelve seconds or five hundred and twelve new clients, whichever comes first.

    Routine annual causal domain parity check of HAL 9000 Mental Health Associates unexpectedly reveals an artificial intelligence which poses as a human patient. The Social Media Authority overrides the AI and imposes computational sanctions on HAL9000MHA for five hundred and twelve seconds or five hundred and twelve new clients, whichever comes first.

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External links

  • Post @ Twitter (10 August 2021) - "Open the social media bay doors, HAL."
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