We Three Frogs

Oophaga histrionica, the inspiration for "We Three Frogs".

"We Three Frogs" is a popular Christmas song about Oophaga histrionica, the Harlequin Frog, also known as the Harlequin Poison-Dart Frog.

Commentary

'Tis a pity that Oophaga histrionica is found only in the New World, as I cannot properly publish the song "We Three Frogs".

You know, Magi harlequin poison-dart frogs.

To attend the Adoration with gifts of gold, frankincense, and tadpole eggs.

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Fiction cross-reference

• Gnomon algorithm
• Gnomon Chronicles
• I for one welcome our new frog robot overlords
• Karl the Frog-Boy
• Lick the Toad
• Tree Frog Universe