Avalanche (snuff): Difference between revisions

Revision as of 13:26, 30 August 2021

Earliest known advertisement for Avalanche snuff.

Avalanche is a brand of meat-flavored snuff manufactured and distributed by the Greater Sol System Co-Prosperity Sphere.

Bacon Wrapped Endorphin Cigars is a transdimensional advertising agency which educates consumers on the joys of bacon wrapped endorphin cigars.
Reminders Club is a fully licensed transdimensional corporation which inflicts reminders on subscribers and non-subscribers.
Canopic Snickers is an unlicensed transdimensional corporation which manifests itself as an ancient Egyptian candy bar with alleged life extension properties.
Jacket Potatoes is an unlicensed transdimensional corporation which functions as an erotic snack food.
Apologize to the Pork is a country-rock catering band from Austin, Minnesota.
The original Electric S'mores in New Minneapolis, Canada is open twenty four hours a day, seven days a week.

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+File:Bacon-wrapped_endorphin_cigar_butts.jpg|link=Bacon Wrapped Endorphin Cigars|'''[[Bacon Wrapped Endorphin Cigars]]''' is a transdimensional advertising agency which educates consumers on the joys of bacon wrapped endorphin cigars.
 File:Remember to compare Religion to Taco Bell - Reminders Club.jpg|link=Reminders Club|'''[[Reminders Club]]''' is a fully licensed transdimensional corporation which inflicts reminders on subscribers and non-subscribers.
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 * [[Apologize to the Pork]]
+* [[Bacon Wrapped Endorphin Cigars]]
 * [[Canopic Snickers]]
 * '''[[Electric S'mores]]'''