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Revision as of 05:45, 4 September 2021
"Marry Me, Cary Grant!" is a short poem by Karl Jones.
Marry Me, Cary Grant!
Marry me, Cary Grant! I love you!
First let me co-star in your next film. During the filming we will fall in love, conduct a whirlwind off-set romance, and announce to the world that we will tie the knot *as soon as it's legal for heterosexual men to marry each other*.
Update: clarification: I project myself back to Cary's time, rather than bring him to my time. He is progressive and adaptable, but I'm the one who has to take responsibility for skewing the timeline.
Update 2: an archetypal Cary Grant film plot just waiting to happen, really. Think about it:
"First let me co-star in your next film. During the filming we will fall in love, conduct a whirlwind off-set romance, and announce to the world that we will tie the knot *as soon as it's legal for heterosexual men to marry each other*."
What else do you *want* in a Cary Grant film, other than a female co-star?
In the News
Have You Never Been Kafka is an autobiographical book by Franz Kafka "as told to Olivia Newton-John".
2016: Artificially intelligent signed first edition of Spinning Thistle breaks free of its NFT registry, stalks Cary Grant, proposes marriage; Cary handles the debacle with aplomb.
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External links
- Post @ Twitter (25 April 2021)
- Comment @ Facebook
- Cary Grant @ Wikipedia