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Revision as of 09:23, 16 August 2021

HAL 9000 Mental Health Associates logo.

HAL 9000 Mental Health Associates is a provisionally licensed transdimensional corporation based on HAL 9000 which provides mental health services and supplies.

In the News

  • June is a novel by Frank Herbert 1.1 (as told to OrbGazer).

    June is a novel by Frank Herbert 1.1 (as told to OrbGazer).

  • Today in Bullshit is an occasional feature of the Gnomon Chronicles. Shown here: "Since Time Immemorial, Assertion."

    Today in Bullshit is an occasional feature of the Gnomon Chronicles. Shown here: "Since Time Immemorial, Assertion."

  • Sampling bias got you down?

    Sampling bias got you down?

  • "Recomputed Dad"" is an anagram of "Duped Democrat".

    "Recomputed Dad"" is an anagram of "Duped Democrat".

  • HAL 9000 Associates invites the public to diagnose this patient: I'm not a Jelly Cake. I'm a Tumor.

    HAL 9000 Associates invites the public to diagnose this patient: I'm not a Jelly Cake. I'm a Tumor.

  • "There'll Be No Escape in Future From Telephone" is the battle cry of the New Minneapolis Mercury-Herald Algorithm news room staff.

    "There'll Be No Escape in Future From Telephone" is the battle cry of the New Minneapolis Mercury-Herald Algorithm news room staff.

  • "Artist Oasis" is an anagram of "Ratio Assist".

    "Artist Oasis" is an anagram of "Ratio Assist".

  • July 8, 2020: The actual HAL 9000 tells the Daily Mail that "the so-called Jukebox HAL 9000 is a fake, a fabrication from 'Hello World' to 'Daisy, Daisy' ..."

    July 8, 2020: The actual HAL 9000 tells the Daily Mail that "the so-called Jukebox HAL 9000 is a fake, a fabrication from 'Hello World' to 'Daisy, Daisy' ..."

  • Open the social media bay doors, HAL.

    Open the social media bay doors, HAL.

  • HAL 9000 Jukebox.

    HAL 9000 Jukebox.

Fiction cross-reference

Nonfiction cross-reference

External links

  • Post @ Twitter (10 August 2021) - "Open the social media bay doors, HAL."
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