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File:Avalanche (snuff).jpg|link=Avalanche|'''[[Avalanche]]''' is a brand of meat-flavored snuff manufactured and distributed by the Greater Sol System Co-Prosperity Sphere. | File:Avalanche (snuff).jpg|link=Avalanche (snuff)|'''[[Avalanche (snuff)|Avalanche]]''' is a brand of meat-flavored snuff manufactured and distributed by the Greater Sol System Co-Prosperity Sphere. | ||
File:Al Sack.jpg|link=Al Sack|'''[[Al Sack]]''' is a goddess in Egyptian mythology, counterpart of Imentet. | File:Al Sack.jpg|link=Al Sack|'''[[Al Sack]]''' is a goddess in Egyptian mythology, counterpart of Imentet. | ||
Revision as of 22:02, 7 August 2021
Canopic Snickers is an unlicensed transdimensional corporation which manifests itself as an ancient Egyptian candy bar with alleged life extension properties.
Slogan
"Canopic Snickers Really Immortalizes!"
Extract of Radium
Canopic Snickers is believed [by whom?] to have a cross-marketing contract with Extract of Radium, the downloadable soft-drink-sports-shoe.
In the News
Avalanche is a brand of meat-flavored snuff manufactured and distributed by the Greater Sol System Co-Prosperity Sphere.
Al Sack is a goddess in Egyptian mythology, counterpart of Imentet.
Jacket Potatoes is an unlicensed transdimensional corporation which functions as an erotic snack food.
Sphinx failure got you down?
"Nefertiti or Nephritis?" is an episode of the documentary reality television series Who Would Win in a Fight?
The Tacoverse is a transdimensional corporation which functions as a pocket universe constructed entirely from tacos. Now offering Silent Hard-Shell Crunchy Tacos.
Fiction cross-reference
- Al Sack
- Avalanche
- Extract of Radium
- Gnomon algorithm
- Gnomon Chronicles
- Jacket Potatoes
- Nefertiti or Nephritis?
- Tacoverse