Blue Lace Hooks

Blue Lace Hooks (1958) starring Lana Turner and Red Buttons. (Poster courtesy Gnomon Chronicles Film Board.)

Blue Lace Hooks is a 1958 erotic thriller film starring Lana Turner and Red Buttons.

Sigmund Freud Middle Earth Mystery series

The complete film is included with [REDACTED], an unpublished monograph in the Sigmund Freud Middle Earth Mystery™ series.

In the monograph, Freud dreams that Lana Turner is his mother as Red Buttons receives thunderous applause for his performance as Oedipus, King of Haberdashers.

Reviews

Film reviewer Fell Swoop described it as "a hasty and unintentionally comic reboot of Fifty Shades of Gray ... think Eyes of Laura Mars, with Red Buttons instead of eyes."

History

The film was first detected and decrypted by software developer and APTO consulting fabulist Karl Jones on the afternoon of Saturday, 19 December 2020.

In the News

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  You're Soaking In It is an erotic comedy-thriller film starring Madge from the famed Palmolive commercials.

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  Some Like it Haute is short documentary film about two short-order cooks who dress as French chefs order to escape from mafia gangsters whom they witnessed committing a crime (inspired by the Saint Valentine's Day Banquet).

Fiction cross-reference

• Gnomon algorithm
• Gnomon Chronicles
• In the Land of the Blind Male Gaze
• Some Like it Haute
• You're Soaking In It (film)

External links

• Post @ Twitter (5 May 2021)
• Post @ Twitter (31 March 2021)
• Red Buttons @ Wikipedia
• Shoelaces @ Wikipedia
• Fifty Shades of Gray (film) @ Wikipedia
• Eyes of Laura Mars @ Wikipedia
• Comment @ Facebook