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Don't talk to me about mittens, either. That's worse, in its steamy woolen Black-Hole-of-Calcutta way. | Don't talk to me about mittens, either. That's worse, in its steamy woolen Black-Hole-of-Calcutta way. | ||
I'm a Minnesota boy: I carry gloves in the winter. But it's a bitter cold day when you catch me wearing them. | I'm a [[Minnesota (nonfiction)|Minnesota]] boy: I carry gloves in the winter. But it's a bitter cold day when you catch me wearing them. | ||
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Karl Gregory Jones is an American writer, artist, software developer, and author of Fiction.
Nonfiction cross-reference
Contact
Email: karl@karljones.com
Photo gallery
Karl Jones in demon costume, Halloween 2009.
Quotations
On gloves:
I resent gloves.
It's like my fingers have been stuffed into solitary confinement cells.
Don't talk to me about mittens, either. That's worse, in its steamy woolen Black-Hole-of-Calcutta way.
I'm a Minnesota boy: I carry gloves in the winter. But it's a bitter cold day when you catch me wearing them.
Original posted to Boing Boing:
https://bbs.boingboing.net/t/epic-glove-ad-explains-benefits-of-gloves/79492/3