Children of the Burger: Difference between revisions

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Children of the Burger.

Children of the Burger is a horror-cooking film based on a recipe by [REDACTED].

"I say we take off and nuke the beef from orbit. It's the only way to cook burgers."
Children of the Quarantine is a horror-education documentary film about [REDACTED] by sponsored by Playskool's My First COVID Vaccine.
Intercontinental Ballistic Pizza is a trandimensional pizza delivery service based in the Greater Sol System Co-Prosperity Sphere.
"Defiant Oath: Wanton Dell Had a Juicier, Fatter Meat" is an anagram of "The cattle that wandered into a field of marijuana".
Some Like it Haute is short documentary film about two short-order cooks who dress as French chefs order to escape from mafia gangsters whom they witnessed committing a crime (inspired by the Saint Valentine's Day Banquet).
Mesopelagium is a restaurant in New Minneapolis, Canada specializing in seafood from the mesopelagic zone.
Abraham Lincoln, Vampire Scout is an action-horror-politics film starring Abraham Lincoln and Duke One. During the darkest hours of the American Civil War, President Lincoln scouts for vampires with on-court charisma while defending the terms of his Nike contract.
Golden Trump with American Flag Shorts and Magic Wand is a statue of Donald Trump.

I am not making this up (nonfiction).

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 File:Take_off_and_nuke_the_beef_from_orbit_-_Only_way_to_cook_burgers.jpg|link=Take off and nuke the beef from orbit|"I say we '''[[take off and nuke the beef from orbit]]'''. It's the only way to cook burgers."
-File:Children of the Quarantine - poster.jpg|link=Children of the Quarantine|Children of the Quarantine|'''''[[Children of the Quarantine]]''''' is a horror-education documentary film about [REDACTED] by sponsored by [[Playskool's My First COVID Vaccine]].
+File:Children of the Quarantine - poster.jpg|link=Children of the Quarantine|'''''[[Children of the Quarantine]]''''' is a horror-education documentary film about [REDACTED] by sponsored by [[Playskool's My First COVID Vaccine]].
 File:Intercontinental Ballistic Pizza.jpg|link=Intercontinental Ballistic Pizza|'''[[Intercontinental Ballistic Pizza]]''' is a [[Transdimensional corporation|trandimensional pizza delivery service]] based in the [[Greater Sol System Co-Prosperity Sphere]].