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Revision as of 06:31, 31 March 2021

Analysis of Matt Gaetz's speech at CPAC reveals "quantum fashion anomalies which cannot be accounted for by the standard model of high-energy literature."

"Unrattled: the Matt Gaetz Story" is an transdimensional corporation derived from high-energy literature experiments which simulates Matt Gaetz's fashion sense.

Media deformations

Matt Gaetz Is Said to Face Justice Dept. Inquiry Over Taste in Clothing

An inquiry into the Florida congressman's shiny blue grid-pattern jacket over purple tie against red CPAC background was "a crime against media spin principles," people briefed on it said.

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