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Inch Me and Pinch Me when out in a boat.
Inch Me and Pinch Me when out in a boat .


Inch Me fell overboard.
Inch me fell overboard.


Then someone's uncle said "Who is left in the boat?"
Then someone's uncle said "Who is left in the boat?"
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== External links ==
== External links ==


* [https://twitter.com/GnomonChronicl1/status/1372261354271309824 Post] @ Twitter
* [ Post] @ Twitter


[[Category:Fiction (nonfiction)]]
[[Category:Fiction (nonfiction)]]


[[Category:Essays by Karl Jones (nonfiction)]]
[[Category:Essays by Karl Jones (nonfiction)]]

Revision as of 13:26, 17 March 2021

The Inch Me Pinch Me Papers is a collection of moral uplift essays involving the boating mishaps of semi-mythical characters Inch Me and Pinch me.

The Inch Me Pinch Me Papers

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Context: "If anyone pinches me today I am going to beat the piss out of them."

Inch Me and Pinch Me when out in a boat .

Inch me fell overboard.

Then someone's uncle said "Who is left in the boat?"

So I pushed him overboard, and rescued Inch Me.

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  • [ Post] @ Twitter