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File:I find your lack of Lightly-Furred Hobbit-Grown Zucchinis disturbing.jpg|link=Lightly-Furred Hobbit-Grown Zucchini|The '''[[Lightly-Furred Hobbit-Grown Zucchini]]''' is an ornamental variety of [[transdimensional corporation]], cultivated in the Shire for the vegetable sexual fetish trade. | |||
File:Andromeda Galaxy robbery.jpg|link=Andromeda Galaxy robbery|The '''[[Andromeda Galaxy robbery]]''' (also known as the '''Great Andromeda Galaxy robbery''') was a coordinated attack upon the Andromeda Galaxy. The robbery was committed by parties as yet unidentified (December 2020) using hijacked laser guide stars. | File:Andromeda Galaxy robbery.jpg|link=Andromeda Galaxy robbery|The '''[[Andromeda Galaxy robbery]]''' (also known as the '''Great Andromeda Galaxy robbery''') was a coordinated attack upon the Andromeda Galaxy. The robbery was committed by parties as yet unidentified (December 2020) using hijacked laser guide stars. | ||
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Revision as of 12:35, 29 March 2021
Advertisement for Grand Chef Tarkin brand Alderaan Croutons.
Alderaan Croutons is a brand of space rubble croutons manufactured by Grand Chef Tarkin.
Motto
"You prefer another target, a culinary target? Then name the recipe!"
In the News
The Lightly-Furred Hobbit-Grown Zucchini is an ornamental variety of transdimensional corporation, cultivated in the Shire for the vegetable sexual fetish trade.
The Andromeda Galaxy robbery (also known as the Great Andromeda Galaxy robbery) was a coordinated attack upon the Andromeda Galaxy. The robbery was committed by parties as yet unidentified (December 2020) using hijacked laser guide stars.
Fiction cross-reference
- Chicken Enfilade
- Chicxulub Chips
- Crimes against astronomical constants
- Extract of Radium - cross-marketed as crouton physics enhancer under the slogan "Puts the Newtons in your Croutons!"
- Gnomon algorithm
- Gnomon Chronicles
- Grand Chef Tarkin
- Human Feedstock - has cross-marketed several products with Grand Chef Tarkin, where their galactic strategic interests temporarily align
- Oort Cloud Follies