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Then we load the caviar in our patented Super Catapult and fling it safely to your house, untouched by the lower classes. | Then we load the caviar in our patented Super Catapult and fling it safely to your house, untouched by the lower classes. | ||
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== History == | == History == | ||
Caviar by Catapult was first detected and decrypted by software developer and [[APTO]] consulting fabulist [[Karl Jones (nonfiction)|Karl Jones]] on Sunday, 18 January 2021 in a [ Comment on Facebook]. | Caviar by Catapult was first detected and decrypted by software developer and [[APTO]] consulting fabulist [[Karl Jones (nonfiction)|Karl Jones]] on Sunday, 18 January 2021 in a [https://www.facebook.com/thomas.mundahl/posts/10221720741080942?comment_id=10221723923240494 Comment on Facebook]. | ||
== In the News == | == In the News == | ||
Latest revision as of 04:15, 19 January 2021
Caviar by Catapult is a transdimensional corporation which delivers caviar and other low-volume, high-margin luxury goods by catapult.
Advertising
A now-classic ad for Caviar by Catapult reads:
In the age of pandemics, do you find it difficult to get good caviar without catching Covid from the lower classes?
Caviar by Catapult is on the way!
We fly top-quality sturgeon caviar direct by jet from the depths of Lake Baikal to the Amazon delivery depot nearest you.
Then we load the caviar in our patented Super Catapult and fling it safely to your house, untouched by the lower classes.
History
Caviar by Catapult was first detected and decrypted by software developer and APTO consulting fabulist Karl Jones on Sunday, 18 January 2021 in a Comment on Facebook.