Recursive attorney disorder

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Recursive attorney disorder (also known as Attorney recursion disorder) is a legal and psychological disorder in which an attorney requires the services of another attorney, who in turn requires the services of another attorney, and so on indefinitely.

Pseudocode

Pseudo code parser for Recursion attorney disorder:

For Each att As Attorney In Attorneys ' Handle Attorney programming using object model here... Next

Source: Redacted, who adds:

"(Please consult your attorney before attempting to compile this code.)"

Contraindications

A commercial advertisement for the Recursive Attorney Disorder Support Group states:

Recursive Attorney Disorder is not found in Playskool's My First DSM. Actual disorder may differ from one shown. If you are an attorney, ask your attorney if Recursive Attorney Disorder is right for you.

In the News

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  Playskool's My First DSM "may or may not include Recursive attorney disorder in next edition," says spokes-algorithm for the Recursive Attorney Disorder Support Group.

Fiction cross-reference

• Barristers in a Barrel
• Gnomon algorithm
• Gnomon Chronicles
• n+1 Sniper Rifles is a declaration of support for the judgement by Redacted that Punisher wins in Batman vs. Punisher
• Playskool's My First DSM
• Recursive Attorney Disorder Support Group
• Scrimshaw abuse
• Turtles All the Way Down (film) - an infinitely recursive documentary film about the documentary film Turtles All the Way Down which has been linked to both Recursive attorney disorder and Scrimshaw abuse.

Nonfiction cross-reference

• Recursion (nonfiction)
• Turtles all the way down (nonfiction)

External links

• https://www.facebook.com/malcolm.lawrence/posts/10155898804561154