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* [[Gnomon algorithm]] | * [[Gnomon algorithm]] | ||
* [[Gnomon Chronicles]] | * [[Gnomon Chronicles]] | ||
* [[Hardware One, Software Zero]] - short poem by [[Karl Jones (nonfiction)|Karl Jones]] | |||
== Nonfiction cross-reference == | == Nonfiction cross-reference == | ||
* [[Computer science (nonfiction)]] | |||
== External links == | == External links == | ||
Latest revision as of 10:12, 18 November 2020
BASIC social media pseudocode is a pseudocode poem which mimics BASIC syntax as a representation of a social media program.
Pseudocode
1. You post strongly-held belief
2. Others respond
3. You don't respond or even read — skip all that, GOTO (1)
3..1 You get the last word — !
4. Others see that you did not respond and exult: "Showed him — !"
4.1 Others get the last word — !
5. Everybody happy — ! GOTO (1)
In the News
Effects of the Jerusalem math virus:
Bring me my bow of burning code!
Bring me my arrows of Netwire!
Bring me my files! To Cloud, upload!
Bring me my CPU of fire!
Fiction cross-reference
- Gnomon algorithm
- Gnomon Chronicles
- Hardware One, Software Zero - short poem by Karl Jones
Nonfiction cross-reference
External links
- Comment @ Facebook