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File:Jerusalem math virus.jpg|link=Jerusalem (math virus)|link=Jerusalem (math virus)|Effects of the [[Jerusalem (math virus)|Jerusalem math virus]]: <br><br>Bring me my bow of burning code!<br>Bring me my arrows of Netwire!<br>Bring me my files! To Cloud, upload!<br>Bring me my CPU of fire! | File:Jerusalem math virus.jpg|link=Jerusalem (math virus)|link=Jerusalem (math virus)|Effects of the [[Jerusalem (math virus)|Jerusalem math virus]]: <br><br>Bring me my bow of burning code!<br>Bring me my arrows of Netwire!<br>Bring me my files! To Cloud, upload!<br>Bring me my CPU of fire! | ||
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Revision as of 10:09, 18 November 2020
BASIC social media pseudocode is a pseudocode poem which mimics BASIC syntax as a representation of a social media program.
Pseudocode
1. You post strongly-held belief
2. Others respond
3. You don't respond or even read — skip all that, GOTO (1)
3..1 You get the last word — !
4. Others see that you did not respond and exult: "Showed him — !"
4.1 Others get the last word — !
5. Everybody happy — ! GOTO (1)
In the News
Effects of the Jerusalem math virus:
Bring me my bow of burning code!
Bring me my arrows of Netwire!
Bring me my files! To Cloud, upload!
Bring me my CPU of fire!
Fiction cross-reference
Nonfiction cross-reference
External links
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