Diary (May 12, 2020)

Online diary of Karl Jones for Tuesday May 12, 2020.

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Song of the Day for Howard Kranz

Eighth in a series of songs for Howard and me to cover.

Two Hangmen

Mason Proffit.

"Two Hangmen" by Mason Proffit

As I rode into Tombstone on my horse, his name was Mack
I saw what I'll relate to you, going on behind my back
It seems the folks were up-in-arms, a man now had to die
For believing things that didn't fit the laws they'd set aside

The man's name was "I'm a Freak". the best that could see
He was the executioner, a hangman just like me
I guess he'd seen loopholes from working with his rope
He'd hung the wrong man many times, so now he turned to hope

He talked to all the people from his scaffold in the square
He told them of the things he found, but they didn't seem to care
He said the laws were obsolete, a change they should demand
But the people only walked away, he couldn't understand

The Marshall's name was "Uncle Sam", he said he'd right this wrong
He'd make the hangman shut his mouth, if it took him all day long
He finally arrested Freak, and then he sent for me
To hang a fellow hangman, from a fellow hangman's tree

It didn't take them long to try him in their court of law
He was guilty then of thinking, a crime much worse than all
They sentenced him to die, so his seed of thought can't spread
And infect the little children, that's what the law had said

So the hangin' day came 'round, and he walked up to the noose
I pulled the lever, but before he fell I cut him lose
They called it all conspiracy, and that I had to die
So to close our mouths and kill our minds, they hung us side-by-side

And now we're two hangmen, hangin' from a tree
That don't bother me, at all
Two hangmen, hangin' from a tree
That don't bother me, at all ...

• Mason Proffit @ Wikipedia
• Two Hangmen @ YouTube

Alice Beta

"Who is Alice Beta?" you ask.

Alice Beta is the world's greatest Gnomon algorithm theorist.

"What," you will ask, "is the world?"

Alice would say: the resolution of all possible Gnomon algorithm functions.

Fiction cross-reference

• Gnomon algorithm
• Gnomon Chronicles

Nonfiction cross-reference

• Karl Jones (nonfiction)