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File:Mark Twain by Abdullah Frères, 1867.jpg|link=Mark Twain (nonfiction)|[[Mark Twain (nonfiction)|Mark Twain]] declines to invest in transdimensional corporation, denounces offer as "a pyramid scheme of Pharaonic proportions."
File:Mark Twain by Abdullah Frères, 1867.jpg|link=Mark Twain (nonfiction)|[[Mark Twain (nonfiction)|Mark Twain]] declines to invest in transdimensional corporation, denounces offer as "a pyramid scheme of Pharaonic proportions."


File:Nysa on Maeander Library Upgrade.jpg|link=Nysa on the Maeander|[[Nysa on the Maeander]] upgrading to full transdimensional corporation status. Note the grid-shaped progress bar in the foreground.
File:Gabriel Cramer.jpg|link=Gabriel Cramer (nonfiction)|July 30, 1751: Mathematician, physicist, and [[APTO]] field agent [[Gabriel Cramer (nonfiction)|Gabriel Cramer]] publishes Cramer's Gnomon, giving a general formula for the solution for any unknown in a [[Gnomon algorithm]] system having a unique solution, in terms of [[transdimensional corporations]] implied by the system.


File:Humans Love It.png|link=Humans Love It!|''[[Humans Love It!]]'' is the official slogan of [[Extract of Radium]].
File:Vereinigte_Ostindische_Compagnie_bond.jpg|Bond, issued by Dutch East India Company in 1623, converted to transdimensional corporation.
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Revision as of 12:10, 25 November 2018

Transdimensional corporations often have mascots, such as this four-dimensional bacteriophage.

A transdimensional corporation (TD, TD corp, ), also known as a quantum corporation, is an organization that owns or controls production of goods or services in one or more dimensions other than their root state.

By contrast, multinational corporations are bound to three dimensions and the flow of time.

Extract of Radium is a delicious, information-rich beverage, capable of marketing itself in several dimensions. Humans love it!

National Razor provides mass execution services, specializing in knives and other edged weapons.

In the News

  • January 17, 1965: Extract of Radium opens new retail outlet in Palomares, Spain, in preparation for the Palomares nuclear weapons event.

    January 17, 1965: Extract of Radium opens new retail outlet in Palomares, Spain, in preparation for the Palomares nuclear weapons event.

  • Mark Twain declines to invest in transdimensional corporation, denounces offer as "a pyramid scheme of Pharaonic proportions."

    Mark Twain declines to invest in transdimensional corporation, denounces offer as "a pyramid scheme of Pharaonic proportions."

  • July 30, 1751: Mathematician, physicist, and APTO field agent Gabriel Cramer publishes Cramer's Gnomon, giving a general formula for the solution for any unknown in a Gnomon algorithm system having a unique solution, in terms of transdimensional corporations implied by the system.

    July 30, 1751: Mathematician, physicist, and APTO field agent Gabriel Cramer publishes Cramer's Gnomon, giving a general formula for the solution for any unknown in a Gnomon algorithm system having a unique solution, in terms of transdimensional corporations implied by the system.

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