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File:Red Spiral 2.jpg|link=Red Spiral 2 (nonfiction)|2018: Signed first edition of ''[[Red Spiral 2 (nonfiction)]]'' stolen from Hermitage in Saint Petersburg, Russia by the notorious criminal mathematical function Gnotilus. | File:Red Spiral 2.jpg|link=Red Spiral 2 (nonfiction)|2018: Signed first edition of ''[[Red Spiral 2 (nonfiction)|Red Spiral 2]]'' stolen from Hermitage in Saint Petersburg, Russia by the notorious criminal mathematical function Gnotilus. | ||
File:Niles Cartouchian and Egon Rhodomunde Confront Gnotilus.jpg|link=Niles Cartouchian and Egon Rhodomunde Confront Gnotilus|Publication of ''[[Niles Cartouchian and Egon Rhodomunde Confront Gnotilus]]'' "probably not responsible for copycat crimes," according to new report by [[Cantor Parabola]]. | File:Niles Cartouchian and Egon Rhodomunde Confront Gnotilus.jpg|link=Niles Cartouchian and Egon Rhodomunde Confront Gnotilus|Publication of ''[[Niles Cartouchian and Egon Rhodomunde Confront Gnotilus]]'' "probably not responsible for copycat crimes," according to new report by [[Cantor Parabola]]. | ||
File:Cantor Parabola and Gnotilus at Athens.jpg|link=Cantor Parabola and Gnotilus at Athens|''[[Cantor Parabola and Gnotilus at Athens]]'' wins Pulitzer Prize. | File:Cantor Parabola and Gnotilus at Athens.jpg|link=Cantor Parabola and Gnotilus at Athens|''[[Cantor Parabola and Gnotilus at Athens]]'' wins Pulitzer Prize. | ||
Revision as of 05:37, 25 April 2018
Gnotilus is a mathematical function and alleged supervillain who is obsessed with destroying the Golden ratio.
Gnotilus has a long-standing grudge against the Parthenon.
Gnotilus is the founder and first citizen of the independent kingdom of Abalonia.
Gnotilus has posted a bounty for the Bathysquare, dead or alive.
Gnotilus is keenly aware of the phenomenon of Geometrical frustration.
Gnotilus is known for slipping and falling on spin ice in a public and comical manner.
Gnotilus often uses Gelatinous cubes as cheap, disposable soldiers. This has unpleasant side-effects, including nausea and vomiting, because Gnotilus has a deep psychological aversion to all things cubical.
Gnotilus grew up with The Unruly Submarine, and still enjoys reading it from time to time.
In the News
2018: Signed first edition of Red Spiral 2 stolen from Hermitage in Saint Petersburg, Russia by the notorious criminal mathematical function Gnotilus.
Publication of Niles Cartouchian and Egon Rhodomunde Confront Gnotilus "probably not responsible for copycat crimes," according to new report by Cantor Parabola.
Cantor Parabola and Gnotilus at Athens wins Pulitzer Prize.
John Hoyland's Lebanon stolen by Gnotilus; painting may hold key to abstract expressionist weapons.
Turbo marmoratus gunpowder flasks distributed by Gnotilus in vast numbers, probably played role in Parthenon bombardment.
Gold Ruster and Gnotilus are mortal enemies, and have fought on many occasions, yet have formed crime teams.
Rough draft of Gnotilus-Boxes Treaty, based on work stolen from David Hilbert.
Gnotilus visits Organelles of the Secretory Pathway, secretes geometry solvent.
Gnotilus rages at shape of Curtain theatre.
Gnotilus slips, falls on Spin ice.
Wax seal on feeding tube enables Gnotilus to secrete geometry solvent directly into ENIAC.
Fiction cross-reference
- Bathysquare
- Crimes against mathematical constants
- Endemica
- Forbidden ratio
- Gold Ruster
- Nacreum
- Reading at night (nonfiction)
- The Boxes