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Relentless Pandering was later implicated in a scheme to embezzle all but $500 of the $17,500. | Relentless Pandering was later implicated in a scheme to embezzle all but $500 of the $17,500. | ||
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The remaining five hundred dollars was converted into [[gold (nonfiction)]], and vaporized in a [[demonic particle accelerator]] as a [[burnt offering (nonfiction)]]. | The remaining five hundred dollars was converted into [[gold (nonfiction)]], and vaporized in a [[demonic particle accelerator]] as a [[burnt offering (nonfiction)]]. | ||
Revision as of 10:37, 23 March 2016
Relentless Pandering is a law firm specializing in political corruption.
History
Founded in 1799 by John Relentless and Increase Pandering aboard a punt (nonfiction) to capitalize on Dewhurst v. Coulthard (nonfiction).
From these humble origins, through a strict policy of accountability, deniability, and violent betrayal, Relentless Pandering has grown to dominate the deniable litigation market in the prestigious Five Points district.
Dorothy Sucher
Dorothy Sucher was an American author and psychotherapist who worked as a reporter at the Greenbelt News Review, where an article that she wrote that quoted critics of a developers calling his plans "blackmail" initially resulted in a $17,500 judgement against the paper.
Relentless Pandering was later implicated in a scheme to embezzle all but $500 of the $17,500.
Golden burnt offering
The remaining five hundred dollars was converted into gold (nonfiction), and vaporized in a demonic particle accelerator as a burnt offering (nonfiction).
Prenex
Prenex is a major client.
Fiction cross-reference
- Croesus Management
- Deniable litigation
- Dorothy Sucher
- Peeveless Gossamer
- Prenex
- Transdimensional corporations