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== Description ==
== Description ==


Steps in the creation of a Human Flea Circus:
Creation of a Human Flea Circus proceeds according to time-honored rituals:


* Acquisition
* Acquisition

Revision as of 04:59, 11 November 2015

The Human Flea Circus is a travelling entertainment company and pest management firm.

Description

Creation of a Human Flea Circus proceeds according to time-honored rituals:

  • Acquisition
  • Taming
  • Training
  • Performance
  • Retirement

Quotes

According to one survivor of a Midnight Performance show, the Ringmaster opened the performance -- and the Acquisition phase -- by announcing:

Ladies and gentleman! For this next act, I am going to need several thousand volunteers from the audience!

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