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File:Bears and Poison Ivy Don't Mix.jpg|link=Bears and Poison Ivy Don't Mix|"'''[[Bears and Poison Ivy Don't Mix]]'''" is a public-service advertising campaign which educates the general public on the perils of bear attack, which may also result in poison ivy contact. | File:Bears and Poison Ivy Don't Mix.jpg|link=Bears and Poison Ivy Don't Mix|"'''[[Bears and Poison Ivy Don't Mix]]'''" is a public-service advertising campaign which educates the general public on the perils of bear attack, which may also result in poison ivy contact. | ||
File:PFAS | File:PFAS are Forever.jpg|link=PFAS are Forever|'''[[PFAS are Forever]]''' is an advertising campaign slogan promoting gem-grade per- and polyfluoroalkyl substances. | ||
File:What sort of man wears Esquire Socks.jpg|link=What sort of man wears Esquire Socks?|'''[[What sort of man wears Esquire Socks?]]''' is a public awareness campaign which raises awareness of Esquire Socks and unwritten sumptuary laws. | File:What sort of man wears Esquire Socks.jpg|link=What sort of man wears Esquire Socks?|'''[[What sort of man wears Esquire Socks?]]''' is a public awareness campaign which raises awareness of Esquire Socks and unwritten sumptuary laws. | ||
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* [[Gnomon Chronicles]] | * [[Gnomon Chronicles]] | ||
* [[not Milk?]] | * [[not Milk?]] | ||
* [[PFAS | * [[PFAS are Forever]] | ||
* [[What sort of man wears Esquire Socks?]] | * [[What sort of man wears Esquire Socks?]] | ||
* [[You, It Is Not]] | * [[You, It Is Not]] | ||
Latest revision as of 19:06, 22 November 2023
"Be Unavailable" is a public-service advertising campaign which educates the general public on the value of being unavailable to play in the NBA playoffs, mainly because you have more important things to do.
In the News
"Bears and Poison Ivy Don't Mix" is a public-service advertising campaign which educates the general public on the perils of bear attack, which may also result in poison ivy contact.
PFAS are Forever is an advertising campaign slogan promoting gem-grade per- and polyfluoroalkyl substances.
What sort of man wears Esquire Socks? is a public awareness campaign which raises awareness of Esquire Socks and unwritten sumptuary laws.
"You, It Is Not" (commonly "You, it is not. Them, it is.") is a public service campaign by Yoda Emulator which encourages Twitter users to feel good about unfollowing other users.
Not Milk? (stylized as not milk?) is an advertising campaign encouraging the non-consumption of milk by Bronze-age warriors.
Fiction cross-reference
- Bears and Poison Ivy Don't Mix
- Dark ABN - in high-energy literature, a theoretical team of anti-particles which drain energy from your causal domain, resulting in your unavailability to play in the NBA playoffs.
- Gnomon algorithm
- Gnomon Chronicles
- not Milk?
- PFAS are Forever
- What sort of man wears Esquire Socks?
- You, It Is Not