Template:Better Than News/October 10

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  Vampsie is a 1982 American satirical romantic horror film about a talented but volatile actor whose reputation for being difficult drives him to adopt vampirism to land a job.

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  Narcophagus is a 2022 crime horror film about an ancient Egyptian mummy which is recruited by the Drug Enforcement Agency.

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  Quest for Fingerprints is a 1981 prehistoric police procedural adventure film about the struggle for control of forensic science by early humans.

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  The Postum Man is a post-coffee dystopia science fiction novel about a man wandering the desolate Oregon countryside who finds a coffee maker, which he puts to using brewing coffee substitutes. His brewing service and claims about the return of coffeehouses give hope to the people, who are threatened by a murderous, decaffeinated latte militia.

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  Bee Squad is a television show about an optimistic young beekeeper (Jason Statham) on a mission to save the Earth.

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  The Dark Side of the Dune is a Melange-themed concept album by Glossu Rabban and the Don't Let Me Be Misunderstoods.

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  "Don't Stand So Close to Pain" is a song by the British rock band the Police.

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  New Ingredients for Old is a cookbook and memoir by Margaret Mead and Julia Child.

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  The Unstackables is an American comedy crime drama television series starring Robert Stack as a Prohibition agent, fighting crime in Chicago in the 1930s with the help of an imaginary team of agents handpicked for their courage, moral character, and incorruptibility.

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  There Will Be No Country For Old Blood is an American historical crime drama film starring Daniel Day-Lewis and Tommy Lee Jones.

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  FWEEETT! is a monthly magazine of loud sharp noises.