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File:Ruby Slippers.jpg|link=Ruby Slippers|'''''[[Ruby Slippers]]''''' is a 1939 psychological horror musical fantasy film starring Judy Garland and Margaret Hamilton. It is loosely based on ''Strange Case of Dr Jekyll and Mr Hyde'' by Robert Louis Stevenson. | File:Ruby Slippers.jpg|link=Ruby Slippers|'''''[[Ruby Slippers]]''''' is a 1939 psychological horror musical fantasy film starring Judy Garland and Margaret Hamilton. It is loosely based on ''Strange Case of Dr Jekyll and Mr Hyde'' by Robert Louis Stevenson. | ||
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Latest revision as of 11:25, 17 September 2024
The Homeopathic Sociopath, or more often Homeopathic Sociopath, is a transdimensional corporation which manifests itself as sociopathy-related soft drinks and other consumer oral vectors.
Commentary
"I need to learn to stop giving a fuck about everything."
This is exactly why I invented Homeopathic Sociopathy Drops.
Sociopathy is a disease by definition.
But we need a just liiiiiiitle bit, a tiiiiiiiny amount of sociopathy in our bloodstreams to maintain balance.
History
Although the general principle had bene known for "at least twenty years" [source?], the first formal documentation of Homeopathic Sociopath occurred on the evening of Wednesday, 2 December 2020, when writer and APTO stringer Karl Jones detected and decrypted a Jekyll-and-Hyde themed advertisement promoting "Homeopathic Sociopathy Drops".
Extract of Radium
Homeopathic Sociopathic is "almost certainly" a front for black-market Extract of Radium run by the House of Malevecchio.
Commentary
You might try a tiny dosage — I said TINY, dammit! — of Homeopathic Sociopathy Drops™
Homeopathic Sociopathy Drops™ — for those occasions when "not giving a shit" is a species-wide survival reflex
Take only as directed by the voices in your head
- Post @ Twitter
In the News
New perfume designed for sociopaths said to be good for business.
Ruby Slippers is a 1939 psychological horror musical fantasy film starring Judy Garland and Margaret Hamilton. It is loosely based on Strange Case of Dr Jekyll and Mr Hyde by Robert Louis Stevenson.
Malchemy is to malice as alchemy is to chemistry.
"To smear your enemies during Investigative Committee witch hunts, see them humiliated before you in the House and Senate, and to hear the lamentation of their Commie Pinko lackeys in the press!" (Nixon the Barbarian)
Fiction cross-reference
- Extract of Radium
- Gnomon algorithm
- Gnomon Chronicles
- Greater Sol System Co-Prosperity Sphere
- Homeopathic Sociopathy Drops
- House of Malevecchio
- Jekyll (perfume)
- Malchemy
- Ruby Slippers
- Scrimshaw abuse
Nonfiction cross-reference
External links
- Strange Case of Dr Jekyll and Mr Hyde @ Wikipedia
Social media
- Fiction (nonfiction)
- Drugs
- Extract of Radium
- Greater Sol System Co-Prosperity Sphere
- House of Malevecchio
- Scrimshaw abuse
- Sociopathy (nonfiction)
- 1880s (nonfiction)
- 1886 (nonfiction)
- Drugs (nonfiction)
- Emotions (nonfiction)
- Malice (nonfiction)
- Novellas (nonfiction)
- Psychology (nonfiction)
- Robert Louis Stevenson (nonfiction)
- Strange Case of Dr Jekyll and Mr Hyde (nonfiction)