Bourne Kong: Difference between revisions

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Earliest known poster for Bourne Kong.

Bourne Kong is a 2021 action-zoology film starring Matt Damon.

The Bong Supremacy is a 2004 American action-comedy film about a former CIA assassin (Matt Damon) suffering from cannabis amnesia.
Donkey Bong is a video game franchise which follows the adventures of a devolved human named Donkey Bong and his clan of other devolved hominids.
Wick Hunt is a 1984 light gun shooter video game developed by John Wick for close-quarters combat.
The Bourne Depravity is a 2021 American action-horror film about a former CIA assassin (Matt Damon) who is pursued by a relentless supernatural killer (Jason Voorhees).
The Dune Knight is 2021 action-ecology film starring Christian Bale and Timothée Chalamet.
Three Legs of the Fryer is a 1975 American political animal rights film about a bookish CIA poultry researcher (Robert Redford) who comes back from lunch after developing a viable three-legged chicken to discover his co-worker (Tyson Foods) murdered.
2001: Rise of the Space Odyssey of the Apes is an educational activity kit manufactured by [REDACTED] and distributed by the Greater Sol System Co-Prosperity Sphere.
Blade Shiner is a comedy buddy film about an emotionally troubled drifter (Jack Nicholson) who befriends a memory-challenged billionaire (Joe Turkel) who pretends to be a bartender in his own luxury hotel.

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