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File:Jesus Christ Needs Coffee.jpg|link=Jesus Christ Needs Coffee|'''''[[Jesus Christ Needs Coffee]]''''' is a 1775 painting by John Singleton Copley.  
File:Jesus Needs Coffee.jpg|link=Jesus Needs Coffee|'''''[[Jesus Needs Coffee]]''''' is a 1775 painting by John Singleton Copley.  


File:The Postum Man.jpg|link=The Postum Man|'''''[[The Postum Man]]''''' is a post-coffee dystopia science fiction novel about a man wandering the desolate Oregon countryside who finds a coffee maker, which he puts to using brewing coffee substitutes. His brewing service and claims about the return of coffeehouses give hope to the people, who are threatened by a murderous, decaffeinated latte militia.
File:The Postum Man.jpg|link=The Postum Man|'''''[[The Postum Man]]''''' is a post-coffee dystopia science fiction novel about a man wandering the desolate Oregon countryside who finds a coffee maker, which he puts to using brewing coffee substitutes. His brewing service and claims about the return of coffeehouses give hope to the people, who are threatened by a murderous, decaffeinated latte militia.


File:An American Bald Man in London.jpg|link=An American Bald Man in London|'''''[[An American Bald Man in London]]''''' is a 1981 horror travel film about two American backpackers who are attacked by a piratical janitor while traveling in England.
File:An American Bald Man in London.jpg|link=An American Bald Man in London|'''''[[An American Bald Man in London]]''''' is a 1981 horror travel film about two American backpackers who are attacked by a piratical janitor while traveling in England.
File:Helljabber.jpg|link=Helljabber|'''''[[Helljabber]]''''' is a 2021 British medical horror film about a pain induction device which summons the Cenobites, a group of extra-dimensional, sadomasochistic Bene Gesserit who cannot differentiate between humans and animals.


File:Me So Coffee.jpg|link=Me So Coffee|'''''[[Me So Coffee]]''''' is a 1987 coffeehouse drama film by Stanley Kubrick 1.1 about a platoon of U.S. Marines who encounter prostitutes in wartime Vietnam.
File:Me So Coffee.jpg|link=Me So Coffee|'''''[[Me So Coffee]]''''' is a 1987 coffeehouse drama film by Stanley Kubrick 1.1 about a platoon of U.S. Marines who encounter prostitutes in wartime Vietnam.

Revision as of 04:43, 31 January 2023

"The Decaf. You brewed it. We came." (Earliest known poster for Hellcuppa.)

Hellcuppa is a 1987 British supernatural horror film about a mystical coffee cup which summons the Caffobites, a group of extra-dimensional, sadomasochistic beings who cannot differentiate between caffeinated and decaffeinated.

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The decaf. You brewed it. We came.

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