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Latest revision as of 16:11, 16 January 2023
Cell Slippers is a brand of slippers designed for use in prison by convicted criminals.
Features
Cell Slippers are constructed from:
• Supportive GoFundMe legal defense foam • Liberal-proof security layer • Jan 6 Amnesia Gel • Secret "Prosperity Layer" (!)
Cell Slippers are perfect for any prison occasion: cell, courtyard, or showers.
Slogans
From the maker of Cell Pillow. It's like bunking down with Mike Lindell himself!
In the News
"Cell Pillow" is a cheap, mass-marketed pillow designed by Mike Lindell for convicted insurrectionists.
American Pillow is a 2022 teen electoral coming-of-age film about a former drug addict (Mike Lindell) who runs errands for a twice-impeached American president (Donald Trump).
Fiction cross-reference
- American Pillow
- Cell Pillow
- Gnomon algorithm
- Gnomon Chronicles
- Had to be rigged
- How is Mike Lindell a thing?
- Only another crackpot