Cell Pillow: Difference between revisions

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Earliest known advertisement for Cell Pillow.

Cell Pillow is a cheap, mass-marketed pillow designed by Mike Lindell for convicted insurrectionists.

Cry those #MagaTears and lay your head down to soak!

Context: "I sneak into the My Pillow factory every night and fuck every pillow going out for delivery, to completion"

Your sacrifice shall not be in vain.

We, your fellow Americans, shall avenge your post-pillow-coital depression by indicting Mike Lindell for crimes against bedding.

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"My Mike Lindell Things" is a song about substance abuser, conspiracy theorist, and pillow manufacturer Mike Lindell.
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