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File:Cell Pillow.jpg|link=Cell Pillow|"'''[[Cell Pillow]]'''" is a cheap, mass-marketed pillow designed by Mike Lindell for convicted insurrectionists. | File:Cell Pillow.jpg|link=Cell Pillow|"'''[[Cell Pillow]]'''" is a cheap, mass-marketed pillow designed by Mike Lindell for convicted insurrectionists. | ||
File:American Pillow.jpg|link=American Pillow|'''''[[American Pillow]]''''' is a 2022 teen electoral coming-of-age film about a former drug addict (Mike Lindell) who runs errands for a twice-impeached American president (Donald Trump). | |||
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== Fiction cross-reference == | == Fiction cross-reference == | ||
* ''[[American Pillow]]'' | |||
* [[Cell Pillow]] | * [[Cell Pillow]] | ||
* [[Gnomon algorithm]] | * [[Gnomon algorithm]] | ||
Revision as of 08:37, 18 December 2022
Cell Slippers is a brand of slippers designed for use in prison by convicted criminals.
Features
Cell Slippers are constructed from:
• Supportive GoFundMe legal defense foam • Liberal-proof security layer • Jan 6 Amnesia Gel • Secret "Prosperity Layer" (!)
Cell Slippers are perfect for any prison occasion: cell, courtyard, or showers.
Slogans
From the maker of Cell Pillow. It's like bunking down with Mike Lindell himself!
In the News
"Cell Pillow" is a cheap, mass-marketed pillow designed by Mike Lindell for convicted insurrectionists.
American Pillow is a 2022 teen electoral coming-of-age film about a former drug addict (Mike Lindell) who runs errands for a twice-impeached American president (Donald Trump).
Fiction cross-reference
- American Pillow
- Cell Pillow
- Gnomon algorithm
- Gnomon Chronicles
- Had to be rigged
- How is Mike Lindell a thing?
- Only another crackpot