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[[File:Cell Slippers.jpg|thumb|Earliest known poster for '''Cell Slippers'''.]] | [[File:Cell Slippers.jpg|thumb|Earliest known poster for '''Cell Slippers'''.]] | ||
'''Cell Slippers''' is a brand of slippers designed for use in prison by convicted criminals. | '''Cell Slippers''' is a brand of slippers designed for use in prison by convicted criminals. | ||
== Features == | |||
Cell Slippers are constructed from: | |||
• Supportive GoFundMe legal defense foam | |||
• Liberal-proof security layer | |||
• Jan 6 Amnesia Gel | |||
• Secret "Prosperity Layer" (!) | |||
Cell Slippers are perfect for any prison occasion: cell, courtyard, or showers. | |||
== Slogans == | |||
From the maker of Cell Pillow. It's like bunking down with Mike Lindell himself! | |||
== In the News == | == In the News == | ||
Revision as of 18:22, 4 December 2022
Cell Slippers is a brand of slippers designed for use in prison by convicted criminals.
Features
Cell Slippers are constructed from:
• Supportive GoFundMe legal defense foam • Liberal-proof security layer • Jan 6 Amnesia Gel • Secret "Prosperity Layer" (!)
Cell Slippers are perfect for any prison occasion: cell, courtyard, or showers.
Slogans
From the maker of Cell Pillow. It's like bunking down with Mike Lindell himself!
In the News
"Cell Pillow" is a cheap, mass-marketed pillow designed by Mike Lindell for convicted insurrectionists.
Fiction cross-reference
- Cell Pillow
- Gnomon algorithm
- Gnomon Chronicles
- Had to be rigged
- How is Mike Lindell a thing?
- Only another crackpot
Nonfiction cross-reference
External links
- Post @ Twitter (2 November 2022)