Cat Cosmology Conclave

The first Cat Cosmology Conclave (11 March 2021).

The Cat Cosmology Conclave was an ephemeral unlicensed transdimensional corporation invoked by six anonymous cats on the morning of Thursday, 11 March 2021.

Results

The Conclave resolved several paradoxes, including the notorious Fermi paradox.

The cats also decided who gets to play with the favorite catnip mouse toy.

Quotes

"It is a common misconception that cats can design and implement quantum entanglement protocols."

In the News

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  The Andromeda Galaxy robbery (also known as the Great Andromeda Galaxy robbery) was a coordinated attack upon the Andromeda Galaxy. The robbery was committed by parties as yet unidentified (December 2020) using hijacked laser guide stars.

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  The Rider-Waite Space Elevator is a space elevator based on the Rider-Waite tarot deck. Hashtag: #AsBelowSoAbove.

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  Allegations that Alderaan Croutons are made using hijacked guide-star lasers "have no place in the modern kitchen," declares Grand Chef Tarkin.

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  Screenshot of the Cat Cosmology Conclave page in the Gnomon Chronicles wiki.

Fiction cross-reference

• Crimes against astronomical constants
• Gnomon algorithm
• Gnomon Chronicles
• Mathematician
• Mathematics
• Pomegranate Cosmos
• Andromeda Galaxy robbery
• Rider-Waite Space Elevator
• Transdimensional corporation
• Zodiac Healer

Nonfiction cross-reference

• Transdimensional corporation

External links

• Post @ Twitter (1 December 2022)
• Post @ Twitter (16 October 2022)
• Post @ Twitter (30 June 2021) - "Cats are surprisingly good at unsnarling the Yarn-Ball of Reality"
• Post @ Twitter (10 April 2021)
• Post @ Twitter
• Post @ Facebook
• Fermi paradox @ Wikipedia