Velveeta Voldemort

Earliest known poster for Velveeta Voldemort.

Velveeta Voldemort is a Russian-American political horror film by acclaimed director Vladimir Putin about a twice-impeached President (Donald Trump) whose troubled past in Russia comes back to haunt him.

In the News

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  They Trump is a 2022 political science fiction horror film starring Donald Trump and QAnon.

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  The Trumpside Down is a 2022 political horror film about a twice-impeached American President (Donald Trump) who opens a hole into "The Trumpside Down", an alternate reality ruled by demons.

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  White Chicks 2: White and Whiter is an American political comedy film starring Lauren Boebert and Marjorie Taylor Greene as two high school girls competing for Drama Club Queen who are blackmailed into posing as Congressmen.

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  Deposed by Negroes is a 2022 political reality television show about important White people who are deposed by Negroes in courts of law.

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  In Trump's Safe is a 2022 reality television show in which participants must covertly examine the contents of Donald Trump's safe at Mar-a-Lago.

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  Armory (full title: Armory by Lauren Boebert) is a gun violence themed perfume manufactured by Jan 6 Industries under license to the Greater Sol System Co-Prosperity Sphere.

• Glory-Hole and Puerile-Hen.jpg

  Glory-Hole and Puerile-Hen is a 2022 sex farce starring MAGA Cap Guy and Marjorie "Kneels Before Men" Greene.

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  Hair once royal gold
  Debased for gambling debts is
  Tarnished silver sold.

Fiction cross-reference

• Armory
• Deposed by Negroes
• Glory-Hole and Puerile-Hen
• Gnomon algorithm
• Gnomon Chronicles
• Hair Once Royal Gold
• In Trump's Safe.
• The Trumpside Down
• They Trump
• White Chicks 2: White and Whiter

External links

• Post @ Twitter (10 August 2022)

• Voldemort Kills Snape - Only I Can Live Forever Scene - Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows Part 2 @ YouTube