In Trump's Safe

In Trump's Safe: "Golden Donald Trump with Magic Wand and American Flag Shorts" (S1 E1)

In Trump's Safe: "Virgil Texas" (S1 E2)

In Trump's Safe: "Lindsey Graham" (S1 E3)

In Trump's Safe: "Crayon Drawing" (S1 E4)

In Trump's Safe is a 2022 reality television show in which participants examine the contents of Donald Trump's safe at Mar-a-Lago.

In the News

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  Blenheim Palace Gold Toilet, Donald Trump's Brain Both Still Missing: badly damaged brain "may have been sentenced to eternity in the Phantom Zone, then flushed down the Blenheim toilet, now plumbed to Hell".

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  Velveeta Voldemort is a Russian-American political horror film by acclaimed director Vladimir Putin about a twice-impeached President (Donald Trump) whose troubled past in Russia comes back to haunt him.

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  MAGA Struck is a 2021 political drama film about a mutilated voter (Nicolas Cage) who cannot come to terms with Donald Trump's loss of the 2020 election.

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  Golden Donald Trump and the Flag Code Violators is a simulated religious-political experience, combining elements of Disneyland, Mission: Impossible, and the Republican Party. Shown here: Rehearsing for the "Just Say Epstein" skit at CPAC.

Fiction cross-reference

• Blenheim Palace Gold Toilet, Donald Trump's Brain Both Still Missing
• Gnomon algorithm
• Gnomon Chronicles
• Golden Donald Trump and the Flag Code Violators
• MAGA Struck
• Velveeta Voldemort

External links

• Post @ Twitter (11 August 2022) - S1 E4: "Crayon Drawing"
• Post @ Twitter (11 August 2022) - S1 E3: "Lindsey Graham's Testicles"
• Post @ Twitter (10 August 2022) - S1 E2: "Virgil Texas"
• Post @ Twitter (10 August 2022) - S1 E1: "Golden Donald Trump with magic wand and American Flag shorts"