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File:The Audi Man.jpg|link=The Audi Man|I knew a man, who said he knew a man, who said he knew a car thief who stole Audis and '''''[[The Audi Man|always left the driver's side mirror behind]]''''' ... to mark his kill, I suppose. | |||
File:Harry Harlow's tormented monkey.jpg|link=What rule(s) did I break?|"How the hell are you supposed to avoid a repeat offense [on X] '''[[What rule(s) did I break?|if they don’t specify exactly what rule you broke?]]'''" / Read all the rules; double down on all of them; and pray like a tormented monkey. | |||
File:The Detailing.jpg|link=The Detailing|'''''[[The Detailing]]''''' is a 2011 industrial training video for car wash and detailing workers narrated by Tobey Maguire. | |||
File:A million deck chairs.jpg|link=A million deck chairs|A million monkeys. '''[[A million deck chairs]]'''. Sooner or later the Titanic will arrive in New York City. | |||
File:Wankel engine diagram.svg|link=Wankle, Wankle, Little Car|"'''[[Wankle, Wankle, Little Car]]'''" is a popular English lullaby about the Wankel rotary engine. | File:Wankel engine diagram.svg|link=Wankle, Wankle, Little Car|"'''[[Wankle, Wankle, Little Car]]'''" is a popular English lullaby about the Wankel rotary engine. | ||
File:12 McClanes.jpg|link=12 McClanes|'''''[[12 McClanes]]''''' is a 1995 science fiction comedy film about a Los Angeles police officer (Bruce Willis) who inherits a troupe of twelve trained circus monkeys. | File:12 McClanes.jpg|link=12 McClanes|'''''[[12 McClanes]]''''' is a 1995 science fiction comedy film about a Los Angeles police officer (Bruce Willis) who inherits a troupe of twelve trained circus monkeys. | ||
File: | File:Twin Liberty Hauling System.jpg|link=Twin Liberty Hauling System|The Jeep '''[[Twin Liberty Hauling System]]''' is a mechanical device which couples two Jeep Liberty vehicles side-by-side, allowing them to pull a large semi-trailer. | ||
File:Mammas Don't Let Your Babies Grow Up to Be Gremlins.jpg|link=Mammas Don't Let Your Babies Grow Up to Be Gremlins|"'''[[Mammas Don't Let Your Babies Grow Up to Be Gremlins]]'''" is a country music song about the perils of raising children to be AMC Gremlin automobiles. | File:Mammas Don't Let Your Babies Grow Up to Be Gremlins.jpg|link=Mammas Don't Let Your Babies Grow Up to Be Gremlins|"'''[[Mammas Don't Let Your Babies Grow Up to Be Gremlins]]'''" is a country music song about the perils of raising children to be AMC Gremlin automobiles. | ||
File:Hot Ford Ape.jpg|link=Hot Ford Ape|"'''[[Hot Ford Ape]]'''" is an anagram of "'''Death Proof'''". | File:Hot Ford Ape.jpg|link=Hot Ford Ape|"'''[[Hot Ford Ape]]'''" is an anagram of "'''Death Proof'''". | ||
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* ''[[12 McClanes]]'' | * ''[[12 McClanes]]'' | ||
* [[Gnomon algorithm]] | * [[Gnomon algorithm]] | ||
* [[Gnomon Chronicles]] | * [[Gnomon Chronicles]] | ||
* [[Hot Ford Ape]] | * [[Hot Ford Ape]] | ||
* [[Mammas Don't Let Your Babies Grow Up to Be Gremlins]] | * [[Mammas Don't Let Your Babies Grow Up to Be Gremlins]] | ||
* ''[[The Audi Man]]'' | |||
* ''[[The Detailing]]'' | |||
* [[Twin Liberty Hauling System]] | |||
* [[Wankle, Wankle, Little Car]] | * [[Wankle, Wankle, Little Car]] | ||
* [[What rule(s) did I break?]] | |||
== Nonfiction cross-reference == | == Nonfiction cross-reference == | ||
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== External links == | == External links == | ||
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=== Social media === | |||
* [https://twitter.com/GnomonChronicl1/status/1715130688347795954 Post] @ Twitter (19 October 2023) | |||
* [https://twitter.com/GnomonChronicl1/status/1617215096442208257 Post] @ Twitter (22 January 2023) | |||
* [https://twitter.com/GnomonChronicl1/status/1578484131365007360 Post] @ Twitter (7 October 2022) | |||
* [https://twitter.com/GnomonChronicl1/status/1461715068907929604 Post] @ Twitter (2021) | * [https://twitter.com/GnomonChronicl1/status/1461715068907929604 Post] @ Twitter (2021) | ||
Latest revision as of 17:06, 13 April 2024
Apes With Car Keys: How to Talk to Your Ape About Driving is a short documentary film about human evolution.
In the News
I knew a man, who said he knew a man, who said he knew a car thief who stole Audis and always left the driver's side mirror behind ... to mark his kill, I suppose.
!["How the hell are you supposed to avoid a repeat offense [on X] if they don’t specify exactly what rule you broke?" / Read all the rules; double down on all of them; and pray like a tormented monkey.](/w/images/thumb/8/8e/Harry_Harlow%27s_tormented_monkey.jpg/120px-Harry_Harlow%27s_tormented_monkey.jpg)
"How the hell are you supposed to avoid a repeat offense [on X] if they don’t specify exactly what rule you broke?" / Read all the rules; double down on all of them; and pray like a tormented monkey.
The Detailing is a 2011 industrial training video for car wash and detailing workers narrated by Tobey Maguire.
A million monkeys. A million deck chairs. Sooner or later the Titanic will arrive in New York City.
"Wankle, Wankle, Little Car" is a popular English lullaby about the Wankel rotary engine.
12 McClanes is a 1995 science fiction comedy film about a Los Angeles police officer (Bruce Willis) who inherits a troupe of twelve trained circus monkeys.
The Jeep Twin Liberty Hauling System is a mechanical device which couples two Jeep Liberty vehicles side-by-side, allowing them to pull a large semi-trailer.
"Mammas Don't Let Your Babies Grow Up to Be Gremlins" is a country music song about the perils of raising children to be AMC Gremlin automobiles.
"Hot Ford Ape" is an anagram of "Death Proof".
Fiction cross-reference
- 12 McClanes
- Gnomon algorithm
- Gnomon Chronicles
- Hot Ford Ape
- Mammas Don't Let Your Babies Grow Up to Be Gremlins
- The Audi Man
- The Detailing
- Twin Liberty Hauling System
- Wankle, Wankle, Little Car
- What rule(s) did I break?
Nonfiction cross-reference
External links
- Motor vehicle fatality rate in U.S. by year @ Wikipedia
Social media
- Post @ Twitter (19 October 2023)
- Post @ Twitter (22 January 2023)
- Post @ Twitter (7 October 2022)
- Post @ Twitter (2021)