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[[File:Bible Pillows - Are your nocturnal emissions Christian.jpg|thumb|Earliest known poster for '''Bible Pillows'''.]]'''Bible Pillows''' is a brand of pillows marketed as a "Christian aid to masturbation".
[[File:Bible Pillows - Are your nocturnal emissions Christian.jpg|thumb|Earliest known poster for '''Bible Pillows'''.]]'''Bible Pillows''' is a brand of pillows marketed as a "Christian aid to masturbation".
== Taglines ==
Are your nocturnal emissions Christian?
They will be when you spill your seed into Bible Pillows!


== In the News ==
== In the News ==
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File:Talking condom - personalized with your greeting.jpg|link=Talking Condoms|'''[[Talking Condoms]]''' is a brand of novelty condoms.  When the foil packet is opened, it plays a pre-recorded message.
File:Talking condom - personalized with your greeting.jpg|link=Talking Condoms|'''[[Talking Condoms]]''' is a brand of novelty condoms.  When the foil packet is opened, it plays a pre-recorded message.
File:Adam and Eve in Candyland.jpg|link=Adam and Eve in Candyland|'''''[[Adam and Eve in Candyland]]''''' is a 1531 painting by Cranach the Elder.


File:Blade Rubber.jpg|link=Blade Rubber|'''''[[Blade Rubber]]''''' is a  1982 coming-of-age film about a developmentally delayed police officer (Harrison Ford) who tracks down a woman (Miss November) he only knows from a pre-war magazine.
File:Blade Rubber.jpg|link=Blade Rubber|'''''[[Blade Rubber]]''''' is a  1982 coming-of-age film about a developmentally delayed police officer (Harrison Ford) who tracks down a woman (Miss November) he only knows from a pre-war magazine.
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* [[Adam's Rib]]
* [[Adam's Rib]]
* ''[[Adam and Eve in Candyland]]''
* ''[[Blade Rubber]]''
* ''[[Blade Rubber]]''
* [[Do the Village People drink Bud Light?]]
* [[Gnomon algorithm]]
* [[Gnomon algorithm]]
* [[Gnomon Chronicles]]
* [[Gnomon Chronicles]]
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== External links ==
== External links ==


*  [ Post] @ Twitter (28 December 2021)  
=== Social media ===
 
*  [https://twitter.com/GnomonChronicl1/status/1612660503905542146 Post] @ Twitter (28 December 2021)  


[[Category:Fiction (nonfiction)]]
[[Category:Fiction (nonfiction)]]

Latest revision as of 15:22, 15 May 2023

Earliest known poster for Bible Pillows.

Bible Pillows is a brand of pillows marketed as a "Christian aid to masturbation".

Taglines

Are your nocturnal emissions Christian?

They will be when you spill your seed into Bible Pillows!

In the News

Fiction cross-reference

Nonfiction cross-reference

External links

Social media

  • Post @ Twitter (28 December 2021)