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[[File:Talking Condoms.jpg|thumb|Earlist known advestisement for '''Talking Condoms'''.]]'''Talking Condoms''' is a brand of novelty condoms.  When the foil packet is opened, it plays a pre-recorded message.
[[File:Talking condom - personalized with your greeting.jpg|thumb|Earlist known advestisement for '''Talking Condoms'''.]]'''Talking Condoms''' is a brand of novelty condoms.  When the foil packet is opened, it plays a pre-recorded message.


== Slogan ==
== Slogan ==
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File:Pumpkin Spice condoms - usage.jpg|link=Pumpkin Spice Condoms|'''[[Pumpkin Spice Condoms]]''' is a seasonally available brand of condoms.
File:Kondom Kingdom.jpg|link=Kondom Kingdom|'''[[Kondom Kingdom]]''' is an American retail condom franchise.
File:Tang Condom.jpg|link=Tang Condom|'''[[Tang Condom]]''' is a brand of artificially orange-flavored instant condoms.
File:Condom Olympics.jpg|link=Condom Olympics|The '''[[Condom Olympics]]''' are the leading international condom sporting events.
File:Oh baby, if you let me open your cup.jpg|link=Yeah Right|'''''[[Yeah Right]]''''' is an American reality television series.
File:Aeropress for Men sex toy adapter.jpg|link=Aeropress for Men|'''[[Aeropress for Men]]''' is a device which adapts the Aeropress coffee machine for use as a male masturbation device.
File:Belladonna Rice.jpg|link=Belladonna Rice|'''[[Belladonna Rice]]''' is a brand of beauty products and political toxins derived from ''Atropa belladonna'', commonly known as belladonna or deadly nightshade, a poisonous perennial herbaceous plant in the nightshade family ''Solanaceae''.
File:Bible Pillows - Are your nocturnal emissions Christian.jpg|link=Bible Pillows|'''[[Bible Pillows]]''' is a brand of pillows marketed as a "Christian aid to masturbation".
File:Bible Pillows - Are your nocturnal emissions Christian.jpg|link=Bible Pillows|'''[[Bible Pillows]]''' is a brand of pillows marketed as a "Christian aid to masturbation".


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== Fiction cross-reference ==
== Fiction cross-reference ==


* [[Aeropress for Men]]
* [[Belladonna Rice]]
* [[Bible Pillows]]
* [[Bible Pillows]]
* [[Condom Olympics]]
* [[Gnomon algorithm]]
* [[Gnomon algorithm]]
* [[Gnomon Chronicles]]
* [[Gnomon Chronicles]]
* [[Kondom Kingdom]]
* [[Pumpkin Spice Condoms]]
* [[Tang Condom]]
* ''[[Yeah Right]]''


== Nonfiction cross-reference ==
== Nonfiction cross-reference ==
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== External links ==
== External links ==


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=== Social media ===
* [https://twitter.com/GnomonChronicl1/status/1662244245602803720 Post] @ Twitter (26 May 2023)
* [https://twitter.com/GnomonChronicl1/status/1480198286615232512 Post] @ Twitter (9 January 2022)
* [https://twitter.com/GnomonChronicl1/status/1438654615130710024 Post] @ Twitter (16 September 2021)
* [https://twitter.com/GnomonChronicl1/status/1438654615130710024 Post] @ Twitter (16 September 2021)




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Latest revision as of 07:47, 17 September 2024

Earlist known advestisement for Talking Condoms.

Talking Condoms is a brand of novelty condoms. When the foil packet is opened, it plays a pre-recorded message.

Slogan

Astound your new lover with Talking Condoms—
Personalized with your name and greeting!

In the News

Fiction cross-reference

Nonfiction cross-reference

External links

Social media

  • Post @ Twitter (26 May 2023)
  • Post @ Twitter (9 January 2022)
  • Post @ Twitter (16 September 2021)