Flimber Jurbles: Difference between revisions

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Nebraska: the Flimber Jurbles State.

Flimber Jurbles is a poorly-documented phenomenon involving multi-colored tubes and ritual behaviors.

You remember the cheer, right?

"RED! BLUE! GREEN-ORANGE-BLACK!
GOOOOO, FLIMBER JURBLES—!"

Humbugs is a brand of beta-pheromone candy manufactured and distributed by the Off-World Candy Company. Each of the colors is a different flavor of anger.
Chicxulub Chips is a brand of snack food, consisting primarily of tephra from the Chicxulub crater.
First they came for the plastic fruit displays is a morally and aesthetically deranged form of Martin Niemöller poem First Them Came ....

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+File:Humbugs.jpg|link=Humbugs|'''[[Humbugs]]''' is a brand of beta-pheromone candy manufactured and distributed by the Off-World Candy Company.  Each of the colors is a different flavor of anger.
 File:Chicxulub_Chips_(tweet).jpg|link=Chicxulub Chips|'''[[Chicxulub Chips]]''' is a brand of snack food, consisting primarily of [[Tephra (nonfiction)|tephra]] from the [[Chicxulub crater (nonfiction)|Chicxulub crater]].
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 * [[Gnomon algorithm]]
 * [[Gnomon Chronicles]]
+* [[Humbugs]]
 * ''[[Nebraska Cool: The Flimber Jurbles Story]]''
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 == External links ==
+=== Social media ===
+* [https://twitter.com/GnomonChronicl1/status/1596859654524784641 Post] @ Twitter 927 November 2022)
+* [https://twitter.com/GnomonChronicl1/status/1462971920899624962 Post] @ Twitter (22 November 2021)
 * [https://twitter.com/GnomonChronicl1/status/1389630333805633536 Post] @ Twitter (4 May 2021)
 * [https://twitter.com/GnomonChronicl1/status/1379533720651243521 Post] @ Twitter (6 April 2021)
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 [[Category:Fiction (nonfiction)]]
+[[Category:Irresponsible Marketing]]
 [[Category:Candy (nonfiction)]]
 [[Category:Food (nonfiction)]]
 [[Category:Nebraska (nonfiction)]]