Avocado, the Shameless Fruit

Avocado, the Shameless Fruit. (Courtesy Avocado, the Shameless Fruit Council.

"Avocado, the Shameless Fruit" is a public awareness campaign of avocado shelf life being longer than you think, so do yourself a favor and stop composting all those expensive avocados.

In the News

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  "A Devil Sold Fruit" is an anagram of "David Otis Fuller".

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  There Once Were No Men Who Ate Prunes.

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  Not Milk? (stylized as not milk?) is an advertising campaign encouraging the non-consumption of milk by Bronze-age warriors.

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  Chicxulub Chips is a brand of snack food, consisting primarily of tephra from the Chicxulub crater.

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  The Cinnamon-Honey Challenge is a psychological test devised by [REDACTED]. It is designed to determine if [REDACTED] can be [REDACTED].

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  "I would eat my own clone meat, if I could. I know it's bad for me because of Mad Human disease. But I would."

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  2001: A Bacon Odyssey i is a short documentary film about the ethical dilemma faced by two astronauts (Frank Bowman and David Poole) when they discover a hybrid alien-bacon organism stowed away on their spaceship.

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  Promotional art for They Live, We Eat, a short documentary film about how restaurants specializing in alien cuisine are coping with business and xenobiological issues during the COVID-19 pandemic.

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  "Miami Refugees" is an American civil unrest reality television series starring police sociologists Sonny Crockett and Rico Tubbs, two former Metro-Dade Police Department detectives who now live in the Camps north of the Miami Sea.

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  "Florida. It's Fucked." is a public awareness campaign which mocks people who deny ongoing sea level rise and coastal flooding.

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  Shaming an avocado is like trying to teach a pig to sing.

Fiction cross-reference

• 2001: A Bacon Odyssey
• A Devil Sold Fruit
• Chicxulub Chips
• Clone Meat
• Cinnamon-Honey Challenge
• Florida It's Fucked
• Gnomon algorithm
• Gnomon Chronicles
• Miami Refugees
• Not Milk?
• There Once Were No Men Who Ate Prunes
• They Live, We Eat

External links

• Post @ Twitter (13 January 2023)
• Post @ Twitter (1 May 2021)