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[[File:Do_You_Carry_Your_Gun_Into_Church.jpg|thumb|Earliest known publicity material for '''Do You Carry Your Gun Into Church?''']][[File:Do_You_Carry_Your_Gun_Into_Church_(tweet).png|thumb|Earliest known concept art for "'''Do You Carry Your Gun Into Church?'''.]]"'''Do You Carry Your Gun Into Church?'''" ('''DYCYGIC?''') is a taboo-defying off-color theological problem that has been told by numerous stand-up apostates since the First Great Awakening era. | [[File:Do_You_Carry_Your_Gun_Into_Church.jpg|thumb|Earliest known publicity material for '''Do You Carry Your Gun Into Church?''']][[File:Do_You_Carry_Your_Gun_Into_Church_(tweet).png|thumb|Earliest known concept art for "'''Do You Carry Your Gun Into Church?'''.]]"'''Do You Carry Your Gun Into Church?'''" ('''DYCYGIC?''') is a taboo-defying off-color theological problem that has been told by numerous stand-up apostates since the First Great Awakening era. | ||
Hashtags: #NewsFlush #SundaySurvey | |||
== Do You Carry Your Gun Into Church? == | == Do You Carry Your Gun Into Church? == | ||
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File:Cut the Right Wire.jpg|link=Cut the Right Wire|'''''[[Cut the Right Wire]]''''' is an American comedy-drama action film written and directed by Spike Lee. | |||
File:Busted is the nation whose God is the Lord.jpg|link=Busted is the nation whose God is the Lord|"'''[[Busted is the nation whose God is the Lord]]''', the people who fell for His bronze-age patriarchy." (Pzalm 33:12). | File:Busted is the nation whose God is the Lord.jpg|link=Busted is the nation whose God is the Lord|"'''[[Busted is the nation whose God is the Lord]]''', the people who fell for His bronze-age patriarchy." (Pzalm 33:12). | ||
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* [[Busted is the nation whose God is the Lord]] | * [[Busted is the nation whose God is the Lord]] | ||
* ''[[Cut the Right Wire]]'' | |||
* [[Fightin Words]] - [[Reality television (nonfiction)|documentary reality television]] series in which participants must Bristle, Frown, cause Steam to blast from their Ears, and make other Displays of Umbrage. | * [[Fightin Words]] - [[Reality television (nonfiction)|documentary reality television]] series in which participants must Bristle, Frown, cause Steam to blast from their Ears, and make other Displays of Umbrage. | ||
* [[Gnomon algorithm]] | * [[Gnomon algorithm]] | ||
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== External links == | == External links == | ||
* [https://twitter.com/GnomonChronicl1/status/ | * [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Aristocrats The Artistocrats] @ Wikipedia | ||
* [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Apostasy Apostasy] | |||
=== Social media === | |||
* [https://twitter.com/GnomonChronicl1/status/1627351647654449153 Post] @ Twitter (19 February 2023) | |||
* [https://twitter.com/GnomonChronicl1/status/1431334431374155787 Post] @ Twitter (27 August 2021) - Hashtag #EndOfSummerRegrets - "Cutting the red wire. At the church picnic." | * [https://twitter.com/GnomonChronicl1/status/1431334431374155787 Post] @ Twitter (27 August 2021) - Hashtag #EndOfSummerRegrets - "Cutting the red wire. At the church picnic." | ||
* [https://twitter.com/GnomonChronicl1/status/1366719236731764737 Post] @ Twitter (2 March 2021) | * [https://twitter.com/GnomonChronicl1/status/1366719236731764737 Post] @ Twitter (2 March 2021) | ||
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"Do You Carry Your Gun Into Church?" (DYCYGIC?) is a taboo-defying off-color theological problem that has been told by numerous stand-up apostates since the First Great Awakening era.
Hashtags: #NewsFlush #SundaySurvey
Do You Carry Your Gun Into Church?
DYCYGIC? relates the story of an apostatic crime gang planning to compromise religious principles, which are revealed to be remarkably vulgar and offensive in nature.
The joke achieves its blasphemous climax with the punch line: "Do you carry your gun into church?".
When told to crime gangs who know the punch line, the joke's humor depends on the described outrageous violation of the religious principles.
Because the objective of the joke is its transgressive content, it is most often told privately, or on the Internet.
Example
"Do You Carry Your Gun Into Church?"
No, I wire the explosives to the collection plate.
Stick to the plan, or you'll get us all converted to whatever religion owns this church.
Now put on that fucking scuba mask and get in the baptismal font or I'll sparge you with lead.
In the News
Cut the Right Wire is an American comedy-drama action film written and directed by Spike Lee.
"Busted is the nation whose God is the Lord, the people who fell for His bronze-age patriarchy." (Pzalm 33:12).
![Gun Bud is a nature-action film starring [REDACTED] the Dog and Tom Cruise.](/w/images/thumb/f/fe/Gun_Bud.jpg/120px-Gun_Bud.jpg)
Gun Bud is a nature-action film starring [REDACTED] the Dog and Tom Cruise.
The Horn-Swoggling of Pelham One Two Three is a 1974 American thriller film involving adult temper tantrums and irresponsible handgun discharge.
The Mega-Preachers: Sexual Encounters and Cthulhu Tentacles is an epic best-selling tweet-chain by Christopher Hitchens and Aleister Crowley.
"Liar, Spare a Doxx" is one of the so-called "Forbidden Episodes" of the television series Star Trek.
Fiction cross-reference
- Busted is the nation whose God is the Lord
- Cut the Right Wire
- Fightin Words - documentary reality television series in which participants must Bristle, Frown, cause Steam to blast from their Ears, and make other Displays of Umbrage.
- Gnomon algorithm
- Gnomon Chronicles
- Gun Bud
- The Horn-Swoggling of Pelham One Two Three
- The Mega-Preachers
Nonfiction cross-reference
External links
- The Artistocrats @ Wikipedia
- Apostasy