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Latest revision as of 09:22, 21 March 2022

"I find your lack of Lightly-Furred Hobbit-Grown Zucchinis disturbing." —Darth Vader, from Cooking With Darth.

The Lightly-Furred Hobbit-Grown Zucchini is an ornamental variety of transdimensional corporation, cultivated in the Shire for the vegetable sexual fetish trade.

In the News

  • "Alderaan Croutons are not for Seasoning, they are for Sending a Message," declares Grand Chef Tarkin.

    "Alderaan Croutons are not for Seasoning, they are for Sending a Message," declares Grand Chef Tarkin.

  • Edible Necropants LLC (doing business as Loki Burger) is a trandimensional fast casual restaurant chain focused on unnatural sexual congress with hamburgers, hot dogs, and French fries.

    Edible Necropants LLC (doing business as Loki Burger) is a trandimensional fast casual restaurant chain focused on unnatural sexual congress with hamburgers, hot dogs, and French fries.

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External links

  • Post @ Twitter (29 March 2021)
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