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[[File:Canopic Snickers Really Immortalizes.jpg|thumb|"Canopic Snickers Really Immortalizes"]]'''Canopic Snickers''' is an unlicensed [[transdimensional corporation]] which manifests itself as an ancient Egyptian candy bar with alleged life extension properties.
[[File:Canopic Snickers Really Immortalizes.jpg|thumb|"Canopic Snickers Really Immortalizes"]][[File:Canopic_Snickers_-_Sphinx_failure_got_you_down.jpg|thumb|Sphinx failure got you down?
Canopic Snickers Really Immortalizes.]]'''Canopic Snickers''' is a supernatural Egyptian candy bar with alleged life extension properties.


== Slogan ==
== Slogan ==
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File:The Turing Completeness of Tutankhamun.jpg|link=The Turing Completeness of Tutankhamun|'''''[[The Turing Completeness of Tutankhamun]]''''' is a made-for-television movie which explores the question:  Was the Pharaoh Tutankhamun Turing complete?  And if so, can we make valid computations today based on Tutankhamun's grave goods?
File:Kit Kat String Cheese and Chocolate.jpg|link=Kit Kat String Cheese|'''[[Kit Kat String Cheese]]''' is a cheese and chocolate snack food.
File:Avalanche (snuff).jpg|link=Avalanche (snuff)|'''[[Avalanche (snuff)|Avalanche]]''' is a brand of meat-flavored snuff manufactured and distributed by the Greater Sol System Co-Prosperity Sphere.
File:Avalanche (snuff).jpg|link=Avalanche (snuff)|'''[[Avalanche (snuff)|Avalanche]]''' is a brand of meat-flavored snuff manufactured and distributed by the Greater Sol System Co-Prosperity Sphere.
File:Ulysses Packed.jpg|link=Ulysses Packed|'''''[[Ulysses Packed]]''''' is a sex-education action-mythology film written, directed by, and starring by Ulysses of Hellas, and co-starring his cast and film crew.


File:Al Sack.jpg|link=Al Sack|'''[[Al Sack]]''' is a goddess in Egyptian mythology, counterpart of Imentet.
File:Al Sack.jpg|link=Al Sack|'''[[Al Sack]]''' is a goddess in Egyptian mythology, counterpart of Imentet.


File:Jacket Potatoes.jpg|link=Jacket Potatoes|'''[[Jacket Potatoes]]''' is an unlicensed transdimensional corporation which functions as an erotic snack food.
File:Jacket Potatoes.jpg|link=Jacket Potatoes|'''[[Jacket Potatoes]]''' is an unlicensed transdimensional corporation which functions as an erotic snack food.
File:Canopic_Snickers_-_Sphinx_failure_got_you_down.jpg|Sphinx failure got you down?


File:Nefertiti_or_Nephritis.jpg|link=Nefertiti or Nephritis?|"'''[[Nefertiti or Nephritis?]]'''" is an episode of the documentary reality television series ''Who Would Win in a Fight?''
File:Nefertiti_or_Nephritis.jpg|link=Nefertiti or Nephritis?|"'''[[Nefertiti or Nephritis?]]'''" is an episode of the documentary reality television series ''Who Would Win in a Fight?''
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* [[Gnomon Chronicles]]
* [[Gnomon Chronicles]]
* [[Jacket Potatoes]]
* [[Jacket Potatoes]]
* [[Kit Kat String Cheese]]
* [[Nefertiti or Nephritis?]]
* [[Nefertiti or Nephritis?]]
* [[Tacoverse]]
* [[Tacoverse]]
* ''[[Ulysses Packed]]''
* ''[[The Turing Completeness of Tutankhamun]]''  


== Nonfiction cross-reference ==
== Nonfiction cross-reference ==
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== External links ==
== External links ==


* [https://twitter.com/GnomonChronicl1/status/1690737119688318976 Post] @ Twitter (13 August 2023)
* [https://twitter.com/GnomonChronicl1/status/1381967576658415622 Post] @ Twitter (13 April 2021)
* [https://twitter.com/GnomonChronicl1/status/1381967576658415622 Post] @ Twitter (13 April 2021)
* [https://twitter.com/GnomonChronicl1/status/1379624172494721025 Post] @ Twitter (6 April 2021)
* [https://twitter.com/GnomonChronicl1/status/1379624172494721025 Post] @ Twitter (6 April 2021)

Latest revision as of 09:12, 6 September 2023

"Canopic Snickers Really Immortalizes"
Sphinx failure got you down? Canopic Snickers Really Immortalizes.

Canopic Snickers is a supernatural Egyptian candy bar with alleged life extension properties.

Slogan

"Canopic Snickers Really Immortalizes!"

Extract of Radium

Canopic Snickers is believed [by whom?] to have a cross-marketing contract with Extract of Radium, the downloadable soft-drink-sports-shoe.

In the News

  • The Turing Completeness of Tutankhamun is a made-for-television movie which explores the question: Was the Pharaoh Tutankhamun Turing complete? And if so, can we make valid computations today based on Tutankhamun's grave goods?

    The Turing Completeness of Tutankhamun is a made-for-television movie which explores the question: Was the Pharaoh Tutankhamun Turing complete? And if so, can we make valid computations today based on Tutankhamun's grave goods?

  • Kit Kat String Cheese is a cheese and chocolate snack food.

    Kit Kat String Cheese is a cheese and chocolate snack food.

  • Avalanche is a brand of meat-flavored snuff manufactured and distributed by the Greater Sol System Co-Prosperity Sphere.

    Avalanche is a brand of meat-flavored snuff manufactured and distributed by the Greater Sol System Co-Prosperity Sphere.

  • Al Sack is a goddess in Egyptian mythology, counterpart of Imentet.

    Al Sack is a goddess in Egyptian mythology, counterpart of Imentet.

  • Jacket Potatoes is an unlicensed transdimensional corporation which functions as an erotic snack food.

    Jacket Potatoes is an unlicensed transdimensional corporation which functions as an erotic snack food.

  • "Nefertiti or Nephritis?" is an episode of the documentary reality television series Who Would Win in a Fight?

    "Nefertiti or Nephritis?" is an episode of the documentary reality television series Who Would Win in a Fight?

  • The Tacoverse is a transdimensional corporation which functions as a pocket universe constructed entirely from tacos. Now offering Silent Hard-Shell Crunchy Tacos.

    The Tacoverse is a transdimensional corporation which functions as a pocket universe constructed entirely from tacos. Now offering Silent Hard-Shell Crunchy Tacos.

Fiction cross-reference

Nonfiction cross-reference

External links

  • Post @ Twitter (13 August 2023)
  • Post @ Twitter (13 April 2021)
  • Post @ Twitter (6 April 2021)
  • Post @ Twitter
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