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File:Eating celery 20221110 204554.jpg|link=Satan's used dental floss|Eating my daily stalk of celery. I do not like celery. Not at all. On the contrary, several aspects repel me: the bitter taste, the abominable stringy texture like '''[[Satan's used dental floss]]'''. But it's good for me, makes for excellent feces. So I eat it. | |||
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* [[A Bootlick and a Blackguard]] | * [[A Bootlick and a Blackguard]] | ||
* [[A man is known by the company he keeps]] - "A man is known by the company he keeps. Especially if they smear feces all over the place." | * [[A man is known by the company he keeps]] - "A man is known by the company he keeps. Especially if they smear feces all over the place." | ||
* [[Convenience]] | |||
* [[Gnomon algorithm]] | * [[Gnomon algorithm]] | ||
* [[Gnomon Chronicles]] | * [[Gnomon Chronicles]] | ||
* [[Satan's used dental floss]] | |||
* [[The Shit They Spewed]] | * [[The Shit They Spewed]] | ||
Latest revision as of 06:49, 27 October 2024
"If my mouth were my anus" is a short poem by Karl Jones.
If my mouth were my anus
If my mouth were my anus, and my anus my mouth
Would I shit out my face and eat with my buttocks?
Yes, I would shit out my face and eat with my buttocks
If my mouth were my anus.
History
I wrote the poem on the evening of Friday, 20 November 2020 in a post on Twitter (account suspended).
In the News
Eating my daily stalk of celery. I do not like celery. Not at all. On the contrary, several aspects repel me: the bitter taste, the abominable stringy texture like Satan's used dental floss. But it's good for me, makes for excellent feces. So I eat it.
Fiction cross-reference
- A Bootlick and a Blackguard
- A man is known by the company he keeps - "A man is known by the company he keeps. Especially if they smear feces all over the place."
- Convenience
- Gnomon algorithm
- Gnomon Chronicles
- Satan's used dental floss
- The Shit They Spewed