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File:Stomach Oil Exporting Petrels - SOEP.jpg|link=Stomach Oil Exporting Petrels|'''[[Stomach Oil Exporting Petrels]]''' ('''SOEP''') is an interspecies organization of 13 stomach oil-exporting varieties of petrel.
File:Stomach Oil Exporting Petrels - SOEP.jpg|link=Stomach Oil Exporting Petrels|'''[[Stomach Oil Exporting Petrels]]''' ('''SOEP''') is an interspecies organization of 13 stomach oil-exporting varieties of petrel. The 13 varieties of petrel account for 40 percent of global stomach oil and 73 percent of the world's "proven" stomach oil capability, making SOEP a major influence on global stomach oil prices.
The 13 varieties of petrel account for 40 percent of global stomach oil and 73 percent of the world's "proven" stomach oil capability, making SOEP a major influence on global stomach oil prices.
 
File:Are you doing your part for late-stage consumerism - Don't Skip the Skittles.jpg|link=Skittles are symbolic of late-stage consumerism|'''[[Skittles are symbolic of late-stage consumerism]]''' is a political theory advanced by the [REDACTED] and their agents within the Greater Sol System Co-Prosperity Sphere.


File:Wealth_-_Sunken_gold_bars_per_day.jpg|link=Wealth|'''[[Wealth|How many gold bars per day can a man publicly dump into the sea and yet have money left over to pay naval mercenaries to guard the site 24 by 7 by 365 so that ''no one ever raises that gold''?]]'''
File:Wealth_-_Sunken_gold_bars_per_day.jpg|link=Wealth|'''[[Wealth|How many gold bars per day can a man publicly dump into the sea and yet have money left over to pay naval mercenaries to guard the site 24 by 7 by 365 so that ''no one ever raises that gold''?]]'''
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* [[Gnomon Chronicles]]
* [[Gnomon Chronicles]]
* [[Stomach Oil Exporting Petrels]]
* [[Stomach Oil Exporting Petrels]]
* [[Skittles are symbolic of late-stage consumerism]]
* [[The first thing I would do]]
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* [[Wealth]]


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== External links ==
== External links ==


* [ Post] @ Twitter (8 September 2021) - with ''[[Vivisection]]''
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=== Social media ===
 
* [https://twitter.com/GnomonChronicl1/status/1695601991722959290 Post] @ Twitter (26 August 2023)
* [https://twitter.com/GnomonChronicl1/status/1520413212897910784 Post] @ Twitter (30 April 2022)
* [https://twitter.com/GnomonChronicl1/status/1455908575142989826 Post] @ Twitter (3 November 2021)
* [https://twitter.com/GnomonChronicl1/status/1441508456897339392 Post] @ Twitter (24 September 2021)




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Latest revision as of 18:00, 26 August 2023

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Ducks: How to Make Them Pay is an ornithological handbook comprising tales of greed and vengeance among the Anatidae.

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I will make those Ducks pay, all right … Oh, they will pay and pay … I am going to squeeze Scrooge McDuck through a God-damned Play-Doh Fun Factory until the gold runs out his skull-holes …

https://bbs.boingboing.net/t/horse-yoga-all-about-pockets-how-god-gives-us-ice-cream-and-a-slew-of-other-weird-books/159445/9

26 January 2020

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  • Post @ Twitter (26 August 2023)
  • Post @ Twitter (30 April 2022)
  • Post @ Twitter (3 November 2021)
  • Post @ Twitter (24 September 2021)


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