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[[File:Armory by Lauren Boebert.jpg|thumb|Earliest known sample of '''Armory''' by Lauren Boebert.]]'''Armory''' (full title: '''Armory by Lauren Boebert''') is a gun violence themed perfume manufactured by [[Jan 6 Industries]] under license to the [[Greater Sol System Co-Prosperity Sphere]].
[[File:Armory by Lauren Boebert.jpg|thumb|Earliest known sample of '''Armory''' by Lauren Boebert.]]'''Armory''' (full title: '''Armory by Lauren Boebert''') is a gun violence themed perfume manufactured by [[Jan 6 Industries]] under license to the [[Greater Sol System Co-Prosperity Sphere]].
== Tagline ==
Armory by Lauren Boebert.
Only from #Jan6 Perfumes.
== Hashtags ==
* <nowiki>#TheSmellOfMAGA</nowiki>
* <nowiki>#Jan6</nowiki> Perfumes
* <nowiki>#SmellsLikeTrumpSpirit</nowiki>


== In the News ==
== In the News ==


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File:Russian Prostitute Urine for Men.jpg|link=Russian Prostitute Urine for Men|'''[[Russian Prostitute Urine for Men]]''' is a perfume from Kompromat Industries designed exclusively for Donald Trump.
File:Boromir of Gondor, Law School Teacher.jpg|link=Boromir of Gondor, Law School Teacher|'''''[[Boromir of Gondor, Law School Teacher]]''''' is a fantasy horror political television series starring Boromir of Gondor.
File:The Taking of Stephen Miller One Two Three.jpg|link=The Taking of Stephen Miller One Two Three|'''''[[The Taking of Stephen Miller One Two Three]]''''' is an American crime comedy thriller film about four heavily armed criminals who compete for the affection of racism promoter Stephen Miller on a New York City subway car.
File:Invasion of the Body Trumpers.jpg|link=Invasion of the Body Trumpers|'''''[[Invasion of the Body Trumpers]]''''' is a 2021 film about a twice-impeached American President who replaces GOP politicians with synthetic alien body-doubles.
File:Velveeta Voldemort.jpg|link=Velveeta Voldemort|'''''[[Velveeta Voldemort]]''''' is a Russian-American political horror film by acclaimed director Vladimir Putin about a twice-impeached President (Donald Trump) whose troubled past in Russia comes back to haunt him.
File:Florida Voldemort.jpg|link=Florida Voldemort|'''''[[Florida Voldemort]]''''' is a 2022 American political fantasy horror film about Voldemort (Rick Scott), a deranged wizard obsessed with ridding America of Muggle (non-GOP) heritage.
File:MAGA Struck.jpg|link=MAGA Struck|'''''[[MAGA Struck]]''''' is a 2021 political drama film about a mutilated voter (Nicolas Cage) who cannot come to terms with Donald Trump's loss of the 2020 election.
File:There's a Sucker Born Every Fourth of July.jpg|link=There's a Sucker Born Every Fourth of July|'''''[[There's a Sucker Born Every Fourth of July]]''''' is a political satire film about Madison Cawthorn, a US Representative who visits a Russian casino, where he meets an officer named Todd who later introduces him to Cristina Bayardelle, a fitness model who will be his wife for eight months.
File:Goodbye Stranger Cafe and Shooting Range.jpg|link=Goodbye Stranger Cafe and Shooting Range|'''[[Goodbye Stranger Cafe and Shooting Range]]''' is a North American restaurant and entertainment franchise specializing in short order cooking and unlicensed firearms.
File:A Boy and His Congressman.jpg|link=A Boy and His Congressman|'''''[[A Boy and His Congressman]]''''' is a 1975 political drama film starring Don Johnson 1.1 and Lauren Boebert, loosely based on the 2021 United States Capitol attack.
File:A Boy and His Congressman.jpg|link=A Boy and His Congressman|'''''[[A Boy and His Congressman]]''''' is a 1975 political drama film starring Don Johnson 1.1 and Lauren Boebert, loosely based on the 2021 United States Capitol attack.


File:Greater Sol System Co-Prosperity Sphere - JFK - Maximizing shareholder value 2.jpg|link=Greater Sol System Co-Prosperity Sphere|'''[[The Greater Sol System Co-Prosperity Sphere]]''' ('''GSSCPS''') is a startup transdimensional corporation with the stated goal of "Dividing the Solar System's quantum unit into two separate quantum units, each attempting to out-compete the other, may the better system win."
File:Greater Sol System Co-Prosperity Sphere - JFK - Maximizing shareholder value 2.jpg|link=Greater Sol System Co-Prosperity Sphere|The '''[[Greater Sol System Co-Prosperity Sphere]]''' ('''GSSCPS''') is a startup transdimensional corporation with the stated goal of "Dividing the Solar System's quantum unit into two separate quantum units, each attempting to out-compete the other, may the better system win."
 
File:Scentworld.jpg|link=Scentworld|'''''[[Scentworld]]''''' is a 1973 American science-fiction perfume film about an aromatic amusement park containing lifelike androids that unexpectedly begin to emit strange smells.


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* ''[[A Boy and His Congressman]]''
* ''[[A Boy and His Congressman]]''
* ''[[Boromir of Gondor, Law School Teacher]]''
* [[Gnomon algorithm]]
* [[Gnomon algorithm]]
* [[Gnomon Chronicles]]
* [[Gnomon Chronicles]]
* [[Greater Sol System Co-Prosperity Sphere]]
* [[Greater Sol System Co-Prosperity Sphere]]
* [[Jan 6 Industries]]
* [[Jan 6 Industries]]
* [[Goodbye Stranger Cafe and Shooting Range]]
* ''[[Invasion of the Body Trumpers]]''
* ''[[MAGA Struck]]''
* [[Russian Prostitute Urine for Men]]
* ''[[Scentworld]]''
* ''[[There's a Sucker Born Every Fourth of July]]''
* ''[[Velveeta Voldemort]]''


== Nonfiction cross-reference ==
== Nonfiction cross-reference ==
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== External links ==
== External links ==


* [https://twitter.com/GnomonChronicl1/status/1549397082288562184 Post] @ Twitter (19 July 2022)
* [https://twitter.com/GnomonChronicl1/status/1492183176114053135 Post] @ Twitter (11 February 2022)
* [https://twitter.com/GnomonChronicl1/status/1437587934182510593 Post] @ Twitter (13 September 2021)
* [https://twitter.com/GnomonChronicl1/status/1437587934182510593 Post] @ Twitter (13 September 2021)




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[[Category:Guns (nonfiction)]]
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Latest revision as of 09:06, 21 December 2023

Earliest known sample of Armory by Lauren Boebert.

Armory (full title: Armory by Lauren Boebert) is a gun violence themed perfume manufactured by Jan 6 Industries under license to the Greater Sol System Co-Prosperity Sphere.

Tagline

Armory by Lauren Boebert.

Only from #Jan6 Perfumes.

Hashtags

  • #TheSmellOfMAGA
  • #Jan6 Perfumes
  • #SmellsLikeTrumpSpirit

In the News

Fiction cross-reference

Nonfiction cross-reference

External links

  • Post @ Twitter (19 July 2022)
  • Post @ Twitter (11 February 2022)
  • Post @ Twitter (13 September 2021)