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[[File:Zinc nonperception syndrome.jpg|thumb|Earliest known public service announcement for '''Zinc nonperception syndrome'''.]]'''Zinc nonperception syndrome''' (commonly known as '''transparent zinc disease''') is a quantum psychoperceptual condition during which a sentient organic intelligence perceives zinc as transparent. | [[File:Zinc nonperception syndrome.jpg|thumb|Earliest known public service announcement for '''Zinc nonperception syndrome'''.]]'''Zinc nonperception syndrome''' (commonly known as '''transparent zinc disease''') is a quantum psychoperceptual condition during which a sentient organic intelligence perceives zinc as transparent. | ||
People with ZNS don't hear zinc bells, nor do they feel pain when stabbed with zinc knives. | |||
== History == | == History == | ||
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Never comes in handy. Not once. | Never comes in handy. Not once. | ||
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== == | |||
* <nowiki>#SeesThroughZincMan</nowiki> | |||
== In the News == | == In the News == | ||
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File:The Man Who Replaced His Ears With Orchids.jpg|link=The Man Who Replaced His Ears With Orchids|'''''[[The Man Who Replaced His Ears With Orchids]]''''' is a 1975 floral industry training film about a brilliant but unhappy surgeon whose obsession with orchids leads to frightening advances in medical botany. | |||
File:Ghost_Phone.jpg|link=Ghost Phone|'''''[[Ghost Phone]]''''' is short documentary film about a man who sees the ghosts of dead cellphones. | |||
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* [[Crimes against chemical constants]] | * [[Crimes against chemical constants]] | ||
* [[Extract of Radium]] | * [[Extract of Radium]] | ||
* [[Ghost Phone]]'' | |||
* [[Gnomon algorithm]] | * [[Gnomon algorithm]] | ||
* [[Gnomon Chronicles]] | * [[Gnomon Chronicles]] | ||
* [[The Man Who Replaced His Ears With Orchids]] | * ''[[The Man Who Replaced His Ears With Orchids]]'' | ||
== Nonfiction cross-reference == | == Nonfiction cross-reference == | ||
== External links == | |||
* [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Zinc Zinc] @ Wikipedia | |||
* [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jWpPrWHBHcQ A World Without Zinc - The Simpsons] @ Wikipedia | |||
== | === Social media === | ||
* [https://twitter.com/GnomonChronicl1/status/1699052732110217416 Post] @ Twitter (5 September 2023) | |||
* [https://twitter.com/GnomonChronicl1/status/1569872624141860865 Post] @ Twitter (13 September 2022) #IrresponsiblePsychology | |||
* [https://twitter.com/GnomonChronicl1/status/1537452118990258180 Post] @ Twitter (16 June 2022) | |||
* [https://twitter.com/GnomonChronicl1/status/1491487699957604361 Post] @ Twitter (9 February 2022) | |||
* [https://www.facebook.com/marguerite.ahlstrom/posts/5154646737894614?comment_id=5154825134543441 Comment] @ Facebook | * [https://www.facebook.com/marguerite.ahlstrom/posts/5154646737894614?comment_id=5154825134543441 Comment] @ Facebook | ||
[[Category:Fiction (nonfiction)]] | [[Category:Fiction (nonfiction)]] | ||
[[Category:Perception (nonfiction)]] | |||
[[Category:Psychology (nonfiction)]] | |||
[[Category:Zinc (nonfiction)]] | |||
[[Category:Crimes against chemical constants]] | [[Category:Crimes against chemical constants]] | ||
[[Category:Diseases]] | [[Category:Diseases]] | ||
[[Category:Extract of Radium]] | [[Category:Extract of Radium]] | ||
Latest revision as of 06:32, 5 September 2023
Zinc nonperception syndrome (commonly known as transparent zinc disease) is a quantum psychoperceptual condition during which a sentient organic intelligence perceives zinc as transparent.
People with ZNS don't hear zinc bells, nor do they feel pain when stabbed with zinc knives.
History
The syndrome was first reported on October 7, 2020, when software developer and known fabulist Karl Jones stated in a Facebook comment:
I can see through zinc.
Never comes in handy. Not once.
- #SeesThroughZincMan
In the News
The Man Who Replaced His Ears With Orchids is a 1975 floral industry training film about a brilliant but unhappy surgeon whose obsession with orchids leads to frightening advances in medical botany.
Ghost Phone is short documentary film about a man who sees the ghosts of dead cellphones.
Fiction cross-reference
- Crimes against chemical constants
- Extract of Radium
- Ghost Phone
- Gnomon algorithm
- Gnomon Chronicles
- The Man Who Replaced His Ears With Orchids
Nonfiction cross-reference
External links
- Zinc @ Wikipedia
- A World Without Zinc - The Simpsons @ Wikipedia