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File:My_Mother_the_Core_Sample.jpg|link=My Mother the Core Sample|'''''[[My Mother the Core Sample]]''''' is a fantasy geology television series that aired for a single season on the [REDACTED] network.
File:Quicksand (song).jpg|link=Quicksand (song)|"'''[[Quicksand (song)|Quicksand]]'''", also known as "'''Quicksand Is Bound for Glory'''", is a traditional American gospel song first recorded in 1922.


File:I_Am_Curious_(Texas).jpg|link=I Am Curious (Texas)|A fifty-kilo sack of '''[[Chicxulub Chips]]''' accidentally spills on set during the filming of the 1967 Swedish erotic geography film '''''[[I Am Curious (Texas)]]''''', causing the entire "Foreplay in Oil Country" sequence to climax prematurely.
File:My_Mother_the_Core_Sample.jpg|link=My Mother the Core Sample|'''''[[My Mother the Core Sample]]''''' is a fantasy geology sitcom television series.


File:The_Uncials_-_Exosomatic_Gang_Signs_During_Donnybrook.jpg|link=The Uncials|'''[[The Uncials]]''' (or simply '''[[Uncials]]''') is an unlicensed transdimensional street gang.  Shown here:  a scene from "Exosemantic Gang Signs During Donnybrook" in which '''[[The Uncials]]''' beat the glyphs out of a suspected '''[[Chicxulub Chips]]''' hoarder.
File:The_Uncials_-_Exosomatic_Gang_Signs_During_Donnybrook.jpg|link=The Uncials|'''[[The Uncials]]''' (or simply '''[[Uncials]]''') is an unlicensed transdimensional street gang.  Shown here:  a scene from "Exosemantic Gang Signs During Donnybrook" in which '''[[The Uncials]]''' beat the glyphs out of a suspected '''[[Chicxulub Chips]]''' hoarder.


File:Flimber Jurbles (tweet).jpg|link=Flimber Jurbles|'''[[Flimber Jurbles]]''' is a poorly-documented phenomenon involving multi-colored tubes and ritual behaviors.
File:Nebraska - The Flimber Jurbles State.jpg|link=Flimber Jurbles|'''[[Flimber Jurbles]]''' is a poorly-documented phenomenon involving multi-colored tubes and ritual behaviors.


File:Close Encounters of the Spud Kind.jpg|link=Close Encounters of the Spud Kind|'''''[[Close Encounters of the Spud Kind]]''''' is a 1977 supernatural geology film, written and directed by [REDACTED], starring [REDACTED], [REDACTED], [REDACTED], [REDACTED], [REDACTED], and [REDACTED]; and that the film tells the story of [REDACTED], an everyday blue-collar UFO researcher in Indiana, whose life changes after an encounter with the Devil's potato masher.
File:Close Encounters of the Spud Kind.jpg|link=Close Encounters of the Spud Kind|'''''[[Close Encounters of the Spud Kind]]''''' is a 1977 supernatural geology film, written and directed by [REDACTED], starring [REDACTED], [REDACTED], [REDACTED], [REDACTED], [REDACTED], and [REDACTED]; and that the film tells the story of [REDACTED], an everyday blue-collar UFO researcher in Indiana, whose life changes after an encounter with the Devil's potato masher.
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== External links ==
== External links ==


* [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chicxulub_crater Chicxulub crater] @ Wikipedia
* [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tephra Tephra] @ Wikipedia
=== Social media ===
* [https://twitter.com/GnomonChronicl1/status/1763347564504440840 Post] @ Twitter (29 February 2024)
* [https://twitter.com/GnomonChronicl1/status/1424774410561589251 Post] @ Twitter (9 August 2021) - "We need more geologically-inspired poetry"
* [https://twitter.com/GnomonChronicl1/status/1424774410561589251 Post] @ Twitter (9 August 2021) - "We need more geologically-inspired poetry"
* [https://twitter.com/GnomonChronicl1/status/1389756736735690753 Post] @ Twitter (4 May 2021)
* [https://twitter.com/GnomonChronicl1/status/1389756736735690753 Post] @ Twitter (4 May 2021)
* [https://twitter.com/GnomonChronicl1/status/1375479522955513856 Post] @ Twitter
* [https://twitter.com/GnomonChronicl1/status/1375479522955513856 Post] @ Twitter
* [http://wiki.karljones.com/index.php?title=Chicxulub_crater Chicxulub crater] @ wiki.karljones.com
* [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chicxulub_crater Chicxulub crater] @ Wikipedia






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Latest revision as of 13:29, 20 June 2024

Chicxulub Chips (social media post screenshot).

Chicxulub Chips is a brand of snack food, consisting primarily of tephra from the Chicxulub crater.

Product placement

Chicxulub Chips feature prominently in several episodes of fantasy geology television series My Mother the Core Sample.

Consumers

The Uncials are known to eat Chicxulub Chips is medically inadvisable quantities.

In the News

  • "Quicksand", also known as "Quicksand Is Bound for Glory", is a traditional American gospel song first recorded in 1922.

    "Quicksand", also known as "Quicksand Is Bound for Glory", is a traditional American gospel song first recorded in 1922.

  • My Mother the Core Sample is a fantasy geology sitcom television series.

    My Mother the Core Sample is a fantasy geology sitcom television series.

  • The Uncials (or simply Uncials) is an unlicensed transdimensional street gang. Shown here: a scene from "Exosemantic Gang Signs During Donnybrook" in which The Uncials beat the glyphs out of a suspected Chicxulub Chips hoarder.

    The Uncials (or simply Uncials) is an unlicensed transdimensional street gang. Shown here: a scene from "Exosemantic Gang Signs During Donnybrook" in which The Uncials beat the glyphs out of a suspected Chicxulub Chips hoarder.

  • Flimber Jurbles is a poorly-documented phenomenon involving multi-colored tubes and ritual behaviors.

    Flimber Jurbles is a poorly-documented phenomenon involving multi-colored tubes and ritual behaviors.

  • Close Encounters of the Spud Kind is a 1977 supernatural geology film, written and directed by [REDACTED], starring [REDACTED], [REDACTED], [REDACTED], [REDACTED], [REDACTED], and [REDACTED]; and that the film tells the story of [REDACTED], an everyday blue-collar UFO researcher in Indiana, whose life changes after an encounter with the Devil's potato masher.

    Close Encounters of the Spud Kind is a 1977 supernatural geology film, written and directed by [REDACTED], starring [REDACTED], [REDACTED], [REDACTED], [REDACTED], [REDACTED], and [REDACTED]; and that the film tells the story of [REDACTED], an everyday blue-collar UFO researcher in Indiana, whose life changes after an encounter with the Devil's potato masher.

Fiction cross-reference

Nonfiction cross-reference

External links

Social media

  • Post @ Twitter (29 February 2024)
  • Post @ Twitter (9 August 2021) - "We need more geologically-inspired poetry"
  • Post @ Twitter (4 May 2021)
  • Post @ Twitter
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