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[[File:1708 An Argument Against Abolishing Christianity from Jonathan Swift Vineyards.jpg|thumb|Earliest known reference to '''Jonathan Swift Vineyards''': The 1708 "An Argument Against Abolishing Christianity".]]'''Jonathan Swift Vineyards''' is a winery and Dionysery located in the 1667 to 1745 region of the Commonwealth of Virginia in the county of Albemarle.
It is among the 23 wineries located on the [[Prime Number Wine Trail]].
== Vinter's notes ==
<blockquote>
1708 "An Argument Against Abolishing Christianity" 
Jonathan Swift Vineyards
Jonathan Swift Vineyards
Low notes of chocolate and burnt heretics provide covering fire for a stinging bouquet of thurible incense, CS gas grenades, & apologetic Papal Roses
Pair w/ Steak Rabelais
</blockquote>
== In the News ==
<gallery>
File:The Terroir.jpg|link=The Terroir (novel)|'''''[[The Terroir (novel)|The Terroir]]''''' is a 2007 novel by Mason S. Minds which tells a fictionalized account of Captain Sir John Franklin's search for the fabled Northwest Vineyards. Plagued by starvation, illness, and cheap merlot, Franklin and his men are stalked across the bleak Arctic landscape by the Phylloxerum, a supernaturally cold-resistant swarm of vine-eating parasites.
File:Martin Mulled Wine.jpg|link=Martin Mulled Wine|'''''[[Martin Mulled Wine]]''''' is brand of mulled wine based on the flavor profile of actor Martin Mull.
File:Blake_-_Reptiles_of_the_Mind.jpg|link=Reptiles of the Mind|"'''[[Reptiles of the Mind]]'''" is a song by printer, mystic, and songwriter William Blake about the idea that "The man who never alters his opinion is like standing water, and breeds reptiles of the mind."
File:Stochastic_Paladin_-_Have_Meme_Wire_Stochastic.jpg|link=Stochastic Paladin|'''''[[Stochastic Paladin]]''''' is an American Western magical reality television series that was produced and originally broadcast by Gnomon Chronicles on both television and radio from 1957 through [REDACTED]. The titular Paladin is known for several tag lines, including "My work here is statistically complete!"
File:Gnomon Chronicles - A fine line between satire and fact.jpg|link=A fine line|'''[[A fine line|It's a fine line]]''' between satire and fact.  The finer the better.
</gallery>
== Fiction cross-reference ==
* [[A fine line]]
* [[Apology tarnishes the luster of satire]]
* [[A Sparkling White Whine]]
* [[Gnomon algorithm]]
* [[Gnomon Chronicles]]
* ''[[Martin Mulled Wine]]''
* [[Prime Number Wine Trail]]
* [[Reptiles of the Mind]]
* [[Spirits and Wraiths Registration Agency]]
* ''[[Stochastic Paladin]]''
* [[Steak Rabelais]]
* [[The attack dogs of humor]]
* [[The price of satire]]
* [[The Terroir (novel)]]
* ''[[They Live, We Vote]]''
* [[Without truth]]
== Nonfiction cross-reference ==
== External links ==
* [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jonathan_Swift Jonathan Swift] @ Wikipedia
* [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/An_Argument_Against_Abolishing_Christianity An Argument Against Abolishing Christianity] @ Wikipedia
=== Social media ===
* [https://twitter.com/GnomonChronicl1/status/1561760755128717327 Post] @ Twitter (22 August 2022)
* [https://twitter.com/GnomonChronicl1/status/1513929136879902740 Post] @ Twitter (12 April 2022)
* [https://twitter.com/GnomonChronicl1/status/1427621690360700934 Post] @ Twitter (17 August 2021)
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[[Category:Satire (nonfiction)]]
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Latest revision as of 11:14, 4 November 2023

Earliest known reference to Jonathan Swift Vineyards: The 1708 "An Argument Against Abolishing Christianity".

Jonathan Swift Vineyards is a winery and Dionysery located in the 1667 to 1745 region of the Commonwealth of Virginia in the county of Albemarle.

It is among the 23 wineries located on the Prime Number Wine Trail.

Vinter's notes

1708 "An Argument Against Abolishing Christianity"

Jonathan Swift Vineyards

Low notes of chocolate and burnt heretics provide covering fire for a stinging bouquet of thurible incense, CS gas grenades, & apologetic Papal Roses

Pair w/ Steak Rabelais

In the News

  • The Terroir is a 2007 novel by Mason S. Minds which tells a fictionalized account of Captain Sir John Franklin's search for the fabled Northwest Vineyards. Plagued by starvation, illness, and cheap merlot, Franklin and his men are stalked across the bleak Arctic landscape by the Phylloxerum, a supernaturally cold-resistant swarm of vine-eating parasites.

    The Terroir is a 2007 novel by Mason S. Minds which tells a fictionalized account of Captain Sir John Franklin's search for the fabled Northwest Vineyards. Plagued by starvation, illness, and cheap merlot, Franklin and his men are stalked across the bleak Arctic landscape by the Phylloxerum, a supernaturally cold-resistant swarm of vine-eating parasites.

  • Martin Mulled Wine is brand of mulled wine based on the flavor profile of actor Martin Mull.

    Martin Mulled Wine is brand of mulled wine based on the flavor profile of actor Martin Mull.

  • "Reptiles of the Mind" is a song by printer, mystic, and songwriter William Blake about the idea that "The man who never alters his opinion is like standing water, and breeds reptiles of the mind."

    "Reptiles of the Mind" is a song by printer, mystic, and songwriter William Blake about the idea that "The man who never alters his opinion is like standing water, and breeds reptiles of the mind."

  • Stochastic Paladin is an American Western magical reality television series that was produced and originally broadcast by Gnomon Chronicles on both television and radio from 1957 through [REDACTED]. The titular Paladin is known for several tag lines, including "My work here is statistically complete!"

    Stochastic Paladin is an American Western magical reality television series that was produced and originally broadcast by Gnomon Chronicles on both television and radio from 1957 through [REDACTED]. The titular Paladin is known for several tag lines, including "My work here is statistically complete!"

  • It's a fine line between satire and fact. The finer the better.

    It's a fine line between satire and fact. The finer the better.

Fiction cross-reference

Nonfiction cross-reference

External links

Social media

  • Post @ Twitter (22 August 2022)
  • Post @ Twitter (12 April 2022)
  • Post @ Twitter (17 August 2021)
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