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'''''Bourne Kong''''' is a 2021 action-zoology film.
[[File:Bourne Kong.jpg|thumb|Earliest known poster for '''''Bourne Kong'''''.]]'''''Bourne Kong''''' is a 2021 action-zoology film starring Matt Damon.


== Commentary ==
== In the News ==


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All things evolve
File:Bourne Free.jpg|link=Bourne Free|'''''[[Bourne Free]]''''' is an animal adventure thriller film.


Think "Planet of the Apes" meets the Bourne Franchise
File:Scott Pilgrim is Not Enough.jpg|link=Scott Pilgrim is Not Enough|'''''[[Scott Pilgrim is Not Enough]]''''' is a romantic spy thriller film starring Kieran Culkin and Sophie Marceau.


I see him now, mighty Kong—
File:Donkey Bong.jpg|link=Donkey Bong|'''''[[Donkey Bong]]''''' is a video game franchise which follows the adventures of a devolved human named Donkey Bong and his clan of other devolved hominids.


His tree-sized finger jabbing furiously at his Kong-sized iPhone in a desperate attempt to decrypt the nuclear codes before Gamera releases the "Turtles all the way down" virus
File:The Bong Supremacy.jpg|link=The Bong Supremacy|'''''[[The Bong Supremacy]]''''' is a 2004 American action-comedy film about a former CIA assassin (Matt Damon) suffering from cannabis amnesia.
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* [https://twitter.com/GnomonChronicl1/status/1353741233735282688 Post] @ Twitter
File:The Bourne-Eiger Sanction.jpg|link=The Bourne-Eiger Sanction|'''''[[The Bourne-Eiger Sanction]]''''' is a spy thriller film based on the novel ''The Elements of Sanction'' by Trevanian and Strunk & White.


== In the News ==
File:Wick Hunt.jpg|link=Wick Hunt|'''''[[Wick Hunt]]''''' is a 1984 light gun shooter video game developed by John Wick for close-quarters combat.
 
File:The Bourne Depravity.jpg|link=The Bourne Depravity|'''''[[The Bourne Depravity]]''''' is a 2021 American action-horror film about a former CIA assassin (Matt Damon) who is pursued by a relentless supernatural killer (Jason Voorhees).
 
File:The Dune Knight.jpg|link=The Dune Knight|'''''[[The Dune Knight]]''''' is 2021 action-ecology film starring Christian Bale and Timothée Chalamet.
 
File:Three Legs of the Fryer.jpg|link=Three Legs of the Fryer|'''''[[Three Legs of the Fryer]]''''' is a 1975 American political animal rights film about a bookish CIA poultry researcher (Robert Redford) who comes back from lunch after developing a viable three-legged chicken to discover his co-worker (Tyson Foods) murdered.


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File:2001 Rise of the Space Odyssey of the Apes.jpg|link=2001: Rise of the Space Odyssey of the Apes|'''''[[2001: Rise of the Space Odyssey of the Apes]]''''' is an educational activity kit manufactured by [REDACTED] and distributed by the Greater Sol System Co-Prosperity Sphere.
File:2001 Rise of the Space Odyssey of the Apes.jpg|link=2001: Rise of the Space Odyssey of the Apes|'''''[[2001: Rise of the Space Odyssey of the Apes]]''''' is an educational activity kit manufactured by [REDACTED] and distributed by the Greater Sol System Co-Prosperity Sphere.
File:Blade Shiner.jpg|link=Blade Shiner|'''''[[Blade Shiner]]''''' is a comedy buddy film about an emotionally troubled drifter (Jack Nicholson) who befriends a memory-challenged billionaire (Joe Turkel) who pretends to be a bartender in his own luxury hotel.
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* ''[[2001: Rise of the Space Odyssey of the Apes]]''
* ''[[2001: Rise of the Space Odyssey of the Apes]]''
* ''[[Blade Shiner]]''
* ''[[Bourne Free]]''
* ''[[Donkey Bong]]''
* [[Gnomon algorithm]]
* [[Gnomon algorithm]]
* [[Gnomon Chronicles]]
* [[Gnomon Chronicles]]
* ''[[Scott Pilgrim is Not Enough]]''
* ''[[The Bong Supremacy]]''
* ''[[The Bourne Depravity]]''
* ''[[The Bourne-Eiger Sanction]]''
* ''[[The Dune Knight]]''
* ''[[Three Legs of the Fryer]]''
* ''[[Wick Hunt]]''


== Nonfiction cross-reference ==
== Nonfiction cross-reference ==


* [[Turtles all the way down (nonfiction)]]
== External links ==
 
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== External links ==
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=== Social media ===


* [https://twitter.com/GnomonChronicl1/status/1627978939409874944 Post] @ Twitter (21 February 2023)
* [https://twitter.com/GnomonChronicl1/status/1445398426758393871 Post] @ Twitter (5 October 2021)




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Latest revision as of 07:14, 11 July 2023

Earliest known poster for Bourne Kong.

Bourne Kong is a 2021 action-zoology film starring Matt Damon.

In the News

  • Bourne Free is an animal adventure thriller film.

    Bourne Free is an animal adventure thriller film.

  • Scott Pilgrim is Not Enough is a romantic spy thriller film starring Kieran Culkin and Sophie Marceau.

    Scott Pilgrim is Not Enough is a romantic spy thriller film starring Kieran Culkin and Sophie Marceau.

  • Donkey Bong is a video game franchise which follows the adventures of a devolved human named Donkey Bong and his clan of other devolved hominids.

    Donkey Bong is a video game franchise which follows the adventures of a devolved human named Donkey Bong and his clan of other devolved hominids.

  • The Bong Supremacy is a 2004 American action-comedy film about a former CIA assassin (Matt Damon) suffering from cannabis amnesia.

    The Bong Supremacy is a 2004 American action-comedy film about a former CIA assassin (Matt Damon) suffering from cannabis amnesia.

  • The Bourne-Eiger Sanction is a spy thriller film based on the novel The Elements of Sanction by Trevanian and Strunk & White.

    The Bourne-Eiger Sanction is a spy thriller film based on the novel The Elements of Sanction by Trevanian and Strunk & White.

  • Wick Hunt is a 1984 light gun shooter video game developed by John Wick for close-quarters combat.

    Wick Hunt is a 1984 light gun shooter video game developed by John Wick for close-quarters combat.

  • The Bourne Depravity is a 2021 American action-horror film about a former CIA assassin (Matt Damon) who is pursued by a relentless supernatural killer (Jason Voorhees).

    The Bourne Depravity is a 2021 American action-horror film about a former CIA assassin (Matt Damon) who is pursued by a relentless supernatural killer (Jason Voorhees).

  • The Dune Knight is 2021 action-ecology film starring Christian Bale and Timothée Chalamet.

    The Dune Knight is 2021 action-ecology film starring Christian Bale and Timothée Chalamet.

  • Three Legs of the Fryer is a 1975 American political animal rights film about a bookish CIA poultry researcher (Robert Redford) who comes back from lunch after developing a viable three-legged chicken to discover his co-worker (Tyson Foods) murdered.

    Three Legs of the Fryer is a 1975 American political animal rights film about a bookish CIA poultry researcher (Robert Redford) who comes back from lunch after developing a viable three-legged chicken to discover his co-worker (Tyson Foods) murdered.

  • 2001: Rise of the Space Odyssey of the Apes is an educational activity kit manufactured by [REDACTED] and distributed by the Greater Sol System Co-Prosperity Sphere.

    2001: Rise of the Space Odyssey of the Apes is an educational activity kit manufactured by [REDACTED] and distributed by the Greater Sol System Co-Prosperity Sphere.

  • Blade Shiner is a comedy buddy film about an emotionally troubled drifter (Jack Nicholson) who befriends a memory-challenged billionaire (Joe Turkel) who pretends to be a bartender in his own luxury hotel.

    Blade Shiner is a comedy buddy film about an emotionally troubled drifter (Jack Nicholson) who befriends a memory-challenged billionaire (Joe Turkel) who pretends to be a bartender in his own luxury hotel.

Fiction cross-reference

Nonfiction cross-reference

External links

Social media

  • Post @ Twitter (21 February 2023)
  • Post @ Twitter (5 October 2021)


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