The Penguin's Underwear

Earliest known promotional materials for The Penguin's Underwear.

Danny DeVito doll.

The Penguin's Underwear is a short documentary film about Danny DeVito imitators.

Transcript

"But I didn't need to see [Danny DeVito] in his underwear!"

So— you *wanted* to see Danny DeVito in the Penguin's underwear?

Show the court on this anatomically correct Danny DeVito doll exactly where you wanted to see the Penguin's underwear.

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Fiction cross-reference

• Batman: the Premature Years
• Batman vs. Punisher
• Eternal Dark Side of the Thoughtless Mind
• Gnomon algorithm
• Gnomon Chronicles
• The Dark Penis Envy Rises
• The Phoetus
• Touch the Grass, Shock the Monkey

Nonfiction cross-reference

• The Penguin (nonfiction)

External links

• Post @ Twitter (5 Aug 2021)